Jack Hammer

Gravy boat #ISFLsim

@PBESchneider You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

@Hammer_Time93 @BayWebbISFL @BondiBeachBuccs I can guarantee you that his O-Line is going to make him feel marooned #ISFLsim

I wonder when twitter will start reflecting the same standard our PPT commands #ISFLsim

@Hammer_Time93 I'm about to apply deeze nuts directly to your forehead. #ISFLsim

@Hammer_Time93 did you remember to pick up your "ointment" from CVS? #ISFLsim

My head hurts #ISFLsim

Viper is performing at Uncle Lou's #ISFLsim

When is the draft so @Hammer_Time93 can stop saying he's better than me? #ISFLsim

@Hammer_Time93 I don't know why you're hitting me with that Mr. Audiobooks. At least when I found out Dumbledore died it was with my own inner voice and not @jk_rowling #ISFLsim

@Hammer_Time93 @Quarterstorm @RoyalsDSFL We'll see who gets drafted first #ISFLsim

@Quarterstorm @Hammer_Time93 @RoyalsDSFL Hey something about @Hammer_Time93 has to be quality and boy let me tell you it isn't his play #ISFLsim

@Hammer_Time93 @RoyalsDSFL @JackHammerISFL Hey, you brothers tweet out quality stuff! #ISFLsim

I'll give you 2 dollars on Tuesday for a cheeseburger today #ISFLsim

@Hammer_Time93 A little bit of a misnomer, it wasn't that I didn't buy them, it's that they didn't understand the concept of letting me eat them now and pay for them later #ISFLsim

@Hammer_Time93 I never said I wasn't at fault, I did it on purpose you bozo #ISFLsim

Wow, so many teams in contact with me! Where will I go? #ISFLsim

When do we get paid for these? #ISFLsim

I'm surprised that @Hammer_Time93 hasn't kept his promise that he would "never let go, Jack!" #ISFLsim

It was nice to spend today doing cartwheels #ISFLsim