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Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

Unless someone sends me a bitcoin I will force someone to do a soup hand

@BostonByBirth @lookner

BREAKING NEWS: The FBI and Pima County Sheriff’s Office have detained Hillary Clinton in the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping case, per multiple reports.

@PimaSheriff @lookner @lookner

Subject detained in connection to Nancy Guthrie investigation.

@jetblue my flight from Boston to PBI - flight 221 had no working live TV. I was forced to watch from your on demand movies and miss Shark Tank reruns . I demand at least 2 points be added to my account or I’m calling the CEO.

@TomBradyEgo Add Drake Maye

The Mount Rushmore of All Time QBs: - Tom Brady - Peyton Manning - Joe Montana - Aaron Rodgers

RT to win a random signed embarrassing photo of a player from when we made a tiktok in the summer 😅

Any Sogie stans out there?! We have a Nick Sogard signed baseball for ya! 🎁 #WooSoxWishList RT for a chance to win!

We have a Marcelo Mayer autographed ball that needs a good home! 🎁 #WooSoxWishList RT for a chance to win!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@GailSimone Harambe

Name a Marvel character you think deserves a bigger spotlight.

Cant believe Belichick did this. Woah.

Anyone souphanding live tonight?

@Rainmaker1973 Reading comprehension

Use one word.

@chelseafree5 D

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@DoctorTurtleboy @ourx_vault I thought it was a Lamborghini

@ourx_vault I never admitted Karen bought me a Lexus. This is completely made up and defamatory. You should correct it, but you won’t because lying is your expertise

@AaronHaber I’ll add 2 zeros. $100.00

@JackHoffmanBra Add a zero and I'm in!

My name is Aaron Haber, I taught comedy at Princeton University. What’s something you’d like me to know about you? (Actual name/photo does not have to be included you super Degens).