JackSlipperyEel

@PeteSampson_ Schrödinger’s hamstring

Marcus Freeman says Jaden Greathouse is getting closer to returning to action (hamstring). "He wants to be out there every play, but we've got to be smart with his progression back."

@historydefined Bobby Orr flying goal

What is the most iconic sports photograph ever taken?

@twitscotty @AndrewStoeten Those cushions are going to be disgusting after like game 2.

@AndrewStoeten "Throw" pillows on an open terrace after I've had six pre-game steam whistles? If you insist, Mr. Rogers.

They gentrified the smoking patio lol

@VladtheBuilderr @AndrewStoeten When Ernie Clement originally signed with the Jays in 2023, you could have made a lot of money betting he would one day have a banner hanging outside the stadium

BANNERS ARE GOING UP (Tim Langton on Instagram trlangton)

@AndrewStoeten The Star has made some um, interesting choices recently

ICYMI, I recently had thoughts on the Star’s choice to, rather than enlighten and inform, validate fans’ worst, dumbest instincts by continuing to platform a lazy moron having a decade-long tantrum as though her know-nothing bad faith commentary has value. stoeten.substack.com/p/stray-though…

Holy fuck and Rosie’s was even dumber

@tiredfeminist_ @MichelleDBeadle

The Corgi was the one leading them home The German Shepherd was injured The dogs kept a protective formation around the German Shepherd The Corgi stopped often to make sure they were still okay It took them 2 days to get home They are neighbourhood friends I’m going to cry😭😭😭

@ericjackson Is the 60% tax in the room with us right now?

71% of Waterloo software engineering grads leave for the US. The brain drain damage threshold is 20%. Canada is at 3x the red line. Think about that. Canada taxes its people at 60% in part to fund a university system to train its best and brightest to flee the country and make the US GDP spike. Who is spiking US GDP at the moment? All the Canadians working for Anthropic and OpenAI in AI. How crazy is that? What do the Canadian tax payers get for their generosity out of this?

@AndrewStoeten @stevenact4 So does Peter Mansbridge, which is just really disappointing.

@stevenact4 Oof!

Do you think Kurt Browning knows he’s in these ads I keep seeing on the Weather Network app?

@TalkinBaseball_ CB is going to have a long year.

Umpire C.B. Bucknor had three pitches overturned in the first inning today

New Bears left tackle Jedrick Wills Jr. detailed the injury situation that he's coming back from.

@SenWarren If only you knew some people who could say...hold those in power to account.

NEWS: The Trump administration confirmed it bombed a girl’s school in Iran. It's one of the most devastating military errors in decades. Trump lied about it. Pete Hegseth gutted the office preventing civilian casualties. 175 are dead. Most were kids. Hegseth should be fired.

@RunItBackFDTV @MichelleDBeadle @TeamLou23 @ChandlerParsons Kobe definitely was a predator

"If you are a true Kobe Bryant fan, and you respect Kobe Bryant, you know that Kobe Bryant relentlessly hunted records and history." 🗣️ @TeamLou23 says Bam Adebayo's 83-point performance shows how NBA records are meant to be broken 🗣️ @MichelleDBeadle | @ChandlerParsons

@TallCanAudio @AndrewStoeten Yeah sorry meant spiritual heir to McLean. Agree he isn’t going anywhere.

@TallCanAudio @AndrewStoeten James Duthie is the natural heir apparent to Ron McLean’s ability to make inane small talk for hours on end…or maybe it’s as simple as there’s only so much Nick Kypreos one person can take.

This has to be absolutely maddening for the people paying billions to be the national rights holder for the nhl in Canada. Friedman broke 3x as many deals as anyone else, Sportsnet has had the rights for over a decade and still at every one of these events people flock to TSN.

@telefontelaviv @AndrewStoeten Like almost everyone else who grew up in the 80s, my introduction to Herbie Hancock was “Rockit”. When I started getting into jazz music later on, it completely blew me away to find out he’s one of the greatest jazz pianists ever.

This exact video that I watched as a child is a primary factor in how I became obsessed with electronic music or what I called it at the time “keyboards”

@BenjaminNething Stares at legs blankly...well, now what to do with these things?

on your shoulders with the arms through the sleeves got it

@CaseyToGo Gotta plan like 20 minutes in advance if you want to get a beer or take a leak.

Just saw a photo of BMO's temporary seating. Respectfully, you couldn't pay me to climb, stand or sit on that.

@MikeFarley1978 @michaeldwiles @jen_keesmaat We all pay for roads as part of our taxes.

@JackSlipperyEel @michaeldwiles @jen_keesmaat Auto and trucks already pay for the roads. Maybe transit users should also, they use them and cause way more damage with 25,000lb busses.

“The unexpected beneficiaries who reclaimed the most travel time were suburban drivers.“ Read this and weep, Toronto. Our traffic woes are solvable with relatively simple policy changes that just take…political will and Provincial coordination. Congestion Pricing is a simple, proven, conservative principle of traffic management. Unfortunately it’s not a Big Shiny Thing - just a real solution that doesn’t cost anything and even generates revenue.

@michaeldwiles @jen_keesmaat Just like transit is a cost to people. You pay to use the service.

@jen_keesmaat Jen, I wonder if you understand a lot of the resistance to this is that we pay too much tax to begin with. Congestion pricing would work, but it would another cost to people. We already pay waaaay too much.

@ringer @BillSimmons I mean, “Nip” is right there

Does Kon Knueppel need a nickname? 🤔