Jack Smith

@conner_ramsay @simonshirley72 No Conner the world is laughing at you and your embarrassment of a football club

@JackSmith50rx @simonshirley72 Now this spaz can’t even put a sentence together 🤣🤣 fuck me please keep embarrassing yourself, we’re all laughing at you retard

Nick daicos gets paid free kicks for fuck all. At the game and no one can tell me he isn’t protected species #AFLPiesBlues

@conner_ramsay 29 players ahead of him for frees, cry more ugly

@PrimeLDU More norm smiths than norf have finals appearances this decade

Catch ya champ

@Tbagrocks32 @PiesWrldd It's 2026 and people are still crying about Collingwood playing at the mcg

@PiesWrldd How's Collingwood's record in Ballarat? Launceston? Alice Springs? Who are the real nepo babies? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The spoon race heats up. Here are my thoughts on each team after Round 19.

@crippsszn Cry more pussy

2026 Collingwood Tribunal Corruption: No Suspension for Pendlebury “Good Character Defence” cleared upon appeal Billy Frampton neck breaking tackle cleared upon appeal Billy Frampton tackle on Whitlock cleared upon appeal Crisp tackle which K.O Tom Blamires not cited #AFL

@RedOctober1990 Sorry, just find it entertaining pointing and laughing at Carlton fans, it's the small things in life ya know

@JackSmith50rx Carlton asking Jack Smith:

29 disposals, 12 contested, 5 score involvements. Can we seriously stop this nonsensical debate about the Rising Star? It’s embarrassing from some so called respected commentators suggesting alternative names other than Jagga Smith. #AFLPiesBlues

@lifeofdavo10 @camo2572 Literally 17th in frees for. 304 frees for, 304 frees against, the definition of non bias

@camo2572 And you have every umpire helping you out, along the way. Must be good

Only 10pts from 2nd 6pts from top 4 No captain most of the year Losing Billy Losing Oscar No Reef again Season still alive Crazy year Anything from here is cream on top #GoPies

@DidCarltonWin Please don't ruin him like you have so many players, just a football club that wastes talent

The club should be on the phone to Ben King first thing this morning trying to coax him to the club. Blank cheque. #NeedAKeyForward

@easymmmkay You've had 30 years of reality checks, the reality is this club sucks yesterday today and tomorrow

Morning Carlton Twitter. Pissed off we lost to Kollengwuud absolutely but enough of the doom carryon. We have an interim coach who is doing a great job but we aren’t a completed club. We have list changes to make, a coach to appoint & drafts to be made. Last night=reality check

@The_PrenderCast @beetgordon_ 14 out of 16, means we're over all better than you, the only you thing you've done more recently than us is win yet another wooden spoon

@beetgordon_ Do you not think mentality is playing in role in our recent match-ups?

Genuinely the funniest account on here. The fact that it’s not satire and is 100% serious makes it even better

@The_PrenderCast @Kristiaaannb Time has told us we own you. 14 out of the last 16

@Kristiaaannb Time, as always, will tell.

Collingwood’s age and experience stacks up almost the same as Carlton even with Pendles and Sidey pushing it up. I’d be far more worried bout your own list than ours. #Pies

@The_PrenderCast @Scobey__ Collingwood could fall off completely and finish a rebuild by the time Carlton is on their 10th this century and still win another flag before Carlton sniff one

@Scobey__ Collingwood’s biggest strength as a footy club right now is you don’t know your shit. It’s true - you’re not very good and desperately chasing reinforcements to stay in the mix for finals. When the arse finally falls out you’ll be in oblivion for years.

When we next beat this mob I reckon we’ll go on a run against them. They’re not very good anymore and this match up has become entirely psychological. They win because they’ve got our number in that regard. #AFLPiesBlues

@The_PrenderCast Hahahahaha when, when when when. You're more likely to start yet another rebuild than go on a run you half wit

@The_PrenderCast @maynardszn_ @nononoyesmaing It is at bare minimum 8 months away, but I think the 14 out of last 16 speaks for itself

@maynardszn_ @nononoyesmaing Who knows. Might be sooner than you all think.

Patrick Cripps being fined for “staging” is yet another example as to why it’s time for Michael Christian, Captain Collingwood himself, to be removed as MRO. Cripps was pushed square in the back. It’s a free. He is not obligated to downplay prohibited contact so to save McStay.

@The_PrenderCast @nononoyesmaing Already thinking about next year? That's the Carlton way

@nononoyesmaing Haha, our next post-Carlton win over Collingwood chat is going to be so interesting. For all your accusations of “cope” my way, I’m really intrigued as to how you’ll get your head around it.

@GeraldHancock19 @IncrediblyBozza @kanecornes the cliff has apparently been coming for years

@IncrediblyBozza @kanecornes Most delusional take. They were all average and you beat Carlton, the cliff is coming very soon

Collingwood had 6 players under 30 games last night in Angus Anderson, Liam Puncher, Ed Allan, Sam Swadling, Charlie West and Harvey Harrison who were all impressive. So much for @kanecornes saying all season that we have no good young players. #AFLPiesBlues #GoPies #AFL

@kangamerchant This is gonna be the new Carlton and Curnow, joke of a football club decides key forward is the issue, and not the fact they're just a bad football team in general

Nick Larkey. A look at his season averages, compared to his other years: * Highest total marks * Highest marks on lead * Highest score involvements * 2nd highest shots at goal * 3rd highest goals * 3rd highest offensive 1v1 win % * Lowest scoring accuracy

@DogeRomeo Kobe was shaqs sidekick for majority of his rings, Kobe could only win 1 mvp, Kobe was a rapist. See the difference?

Kobe was so respected, the league threw a farewell tour Kobe got MVP chants in Boston. Thats all you need to know. Lebron is throwing his own farewell tour! See the difference?

@conner_ramsay @simonshirley72 But your face isn't is if dumb dumb, god you're some how dumber than your football team is shit at footy, poor guy

@JackSmith50rx @simonshirley72 x.com/jacksmith50rx/… my name is right there spastic keep finding random blokes on Instagram poof while on ya burner 🤣🤣