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@sweetcresture @erind1235 @HSHQ I’m calling bullshit

My friend @erind1235 was involved in the train crash in Bedford tonight. She’s ok, few stitches required and nothing life threatening. Unfortunately this means that she missed tonight’s show and will miss tomorrow’s too. @HSHQ, pls find a way to get her to another date 🤍 pls rt!

@noprobsju Depends what crisps, if you are talking prawn cocktail then it’s a hard no 😂

The account below is a scam. I will never dm asking for money, I draw the line at crisps and biscuits. Don’t tell em your name Pike!

@noprobsju After I’ve applied after sun? Cheeky beer too

Sit with me on the balcony?

@noprobsju Have a wonderful time gorgeous

Hello Ibiza. Let’s be having you then.

@Kaaayliii_xo @JustEatUK Maybe be kind and cut the swearing out and you may get a response. Good luck

@JustEatUK Why the FUCK am I still waiting for a DM response? Ridiculous now. I replied to your DM days ago and you’re telling me I haven’t in a previous tweet. You know you guys sent a DM so fucking acknowledge my response. I will take further action bc this has been INSANE

@Dobbo0107 @1Walid1 @creepymfnomore Sounds like you got a good deal 😂😂

@1Walid1 @creepymfnomore This app is genuinely unbeatable at times 😭😭😭

Those spare Arsenal tickets for the Champions league final in Budapest vs PSG will be available from later today £251 each Dm if interested ( Arsenal fans only obviously 👍 ) You might have to follow me first for me to receive your DM

I can’t describe my feelings right now… Football always gives back to those who keep believing.. To the fans who kept believing, you deserve this… Arsenal; the club that will stay in my heart forever, you deserve this… The players and everyone at the club who made it happen, you deserve this… Congratulations to the best club in the world ❤️ @Arsenal

@morganhmoore1 Why are you in a sauna with Eddie for?

I’ve told you to stop using my content for clicks without credit. I don’t agree with your right wing views and wouldn’t want people to think we’ve collaborated.

@CharIieParsons That’s a fucking snooker light meter, having a frame after? 😂

I’ve come to my missus’ place in Spain. Been on the beers since we landed, she’s fallen asleep on the sofa so I’m drinking Estrella watching the boxing. This might be one of the better evenings I’ve had.

@beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys He talks absolute shit

👀 @richardajkeys has consulted his ‘high-end’ sources… Which Premier League managers are set to leave, and who’s coming in? 🔄 #beINPL | #PL

@Mike_kim714 127

Hint:

Whoever guesses my courtesy car number first gets tickets to the @Cadillac championship or if you can’t come this one, the closest tournament to you

@21luckyforsome @LNER @ManCityHelp @ManCity Begging for final tickets. Hardly City’s fault, Try getting compensation from train company instead.

Game finished - yep we’re still on the train @LNER my poor poor girl - please help us get final tickets @ManCityHelp @ManCity please 😭😭😭

@AbuZeenah_ Szczesny

Guess The Player ? Level __100% Impossible

@GoingParabolic Great shot, But it’s not a hole in one

This just happened off the tee on a par three. The flag pole is obviously leaning and there is some wind. Do I count this as a hole in one or do I wait for the wind to blow and move the flag? How long can I wait? THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.

@bushontheradio We’re shit and we know we are

What's the best PUB QUIZ TEAM NAME you've ever heard?

@littlenedfland3 @denise_vanouten Ask her

Anyone else think that Denise would be FILTHY?

@pistol147 86

Running a competition for 2 tickets for my match Saturday morning and Sunday morning plus hotel stay in Sheffield Saturday night Question….. what is my lowest score round an 18 hole golf course???? Winner picked tonight at 10pm Good luck everyone In the event of more than one correct answer winner will be drawn at random One guess per person please

@RuthSamina1 1&2

@noprobsju Holy fucking shit 😍

Let’s see your Easter eggs then

@Matt_Pinner Heat

What's missing 🤔