KutterIsKing@KutterIsKing
Things I’d rather do to myself than watch Aaron Judge take clutch AB’s for the team I root forever again:
- Waterboarding / controlled drowning
- strappado (arms tied behind back and hoisted, dislocating shoulders)
- Palestinian hanging / reverse strappado
- Stress positions (long-term forced standing, “shabeh”, “tiger chair”)
- Forced prolonged squatting with arms extended or bound
- “Parrot’s perch” suspension
- The rack (medieval joint hyperextension & dislocation)
- Judas cradle / “cynocéphale”
- Pear of anguish / oral, rectal or vaginal expanding device
- Breast ripper / iron spider
- Rat torture (container + heat or incision → rats eat through body)
- Scaphism (being trapped between boats, force-fed milk & honey, left for insects)
- Lingchi (“death by a thousand cuts” / slow slicing)
- Bamboo torture (person tied over growing bamboo shoots)
- Flaying (removal of skin while alive)
- Breaking wheel / Catherine wheel
- Boiling / immersion in heated oil, water or pitch
- Burning at the stake
- Hot pincers / branding irons applied repeatedly
- Falanga / bastinado (systematic beating of the soles)
- Electric shocks (to genitals, tongue, nipples, rectum, ear canals)
- Sexual electrocution / cattle prod to genitals
- Forced insertion of objects (bottles, truncheons, live eels, etc.)
- Genital mutilation with blades or crushing instruments
- “Telephono” (hard slaps simultaneously to both ears → burst eardrums)
- Dry submarino (suffocation with plastic bag)
- Wet submarino (head repeatedly forced into water or excrement)
- “La bañera” (head held underwater in filthy liquid)
- Mock execution (gun to head, no bullet / simulated hanging)
- Prolonged sleep deprivation (days to weeks)
- White noise / sensory bombardment
- Phototherapy torture (constant blinding lights)
- Forced feeding through nasal tube (sometimes with rancid food)
- Denial of water to the point of organ damage
- “Dry beating” (severe internal injury without visible marks)
- Suspension by wrists or ankles for days
- “ crucifixion” tying (prolonged arms-out crucifixion position)
- Chemical burns (acid, bleach, chili extract on mucous membranes)
- Chili paste / pepper spray applied to genitals & eyes
- Dog attacks / trained dogs used to maul
- Being locked in confined space with large numbers of insects
- Being locked in pitch-black isolation box (“coffin cell”) for weeks
- Being forced to stand / sit on broken glass or sharp stones
- Removal of fingernails / toenails with pliers
- Extraction of teeth without anesthesia
- Cutting / partial amputation of fingers, ears, nose
- Enforced witnessing of torture / execution of family members