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@Iamivy05 Do you have the same name?

5 years ago, my boyfriend broke up with me and said: you're a nerd who is obsessed with studying!”i graduated from a good law school and became a successful lawyer. today, i met my new client who said that she wants to divorce her husband who cheated on her and take everything she can from him. this man turned out to be my ex-boyfriend. i can’t wait to see his face when he notices me in the courtroom, sitting next to his wife, who will rip him off thanks to my help.

@BaseballJeff1 He had a lot of swing and miss stuff his first few starts with the giants, but that high fastball will catch up with him

Kyle Harrison (who will have a lot of fans in the Bay Area) is done for the day in his debut with Milwaukee: 5 IP 4 H 1 ER 1 BB 8 SO 16(!) whiffs (14 with his four-seamer)

@sfchronicle Put the city budget and non profits on blockchain. Problem solved

Sheryl Davis, once San Francisco’s most powerful civil rights watchdog, continued her spectacular fall on Monday when she was booked on suspicion of a raft of felony charges. sfchronicle.com/crime/article/…

@MacroBombastic @beyond_broke They always save the unwind

@beyond_broke Mate, BOJ just wants to kick the can down the road.

Just watching oil priced in yen...

@ggreschler Funny how sf created fintech and yet the city doesn’t use it that way.

@ggreschler Put everything city related on blockchain. Grift solved

Breaking: A former SF department head involved in a major City Hall nonprofit scandal has been arrested sfstandard.com/2026/03/30/hum…

@Coachjv_ Yes it’s lame. But if people don’t know they don’t have their best interests by now that’s on them lol.

Stop with these price predictions bets, these are peoples lives your fucking with. Those of you feeding this for views shame on you. Remember all seeds must bear fruit!

@JonnyRoot_ He is a man of Jesus

UCONN HC Dan Hurley made contact with an official after his team went up 1 with .4 seconds left after trailing as much as 19 in the game. He literally taunted an official & is incredibly lucky he didn’t cost his team the game with a tech.

@LAYS Hi guys

@Jacksoncha2593 we got this - Shoot us a DM when you get a chance

@LAYS I just bought a bag of your chips and the bag was open. Can I have my money back or compensation please?

@RemiReliefX lol

🚨Oil will be $150-$200. This was all planned back in March🚨 …By Trump Fink & MBS. USA/Gulf will make tons of money, boost the economy and make XRP go bananas! Bad for the world Good for XRP holders 🤷‍♂️ Every coin has 2 sides

@rodbrooksTV 😆

I know it’s WAY early in the season, but the Giants need to get out of town and bond. This upcoming trip to San Diego can be beneficial, if done correctly…

@MHurabiell @SFPD Chris Larsen will vreaye an absolute police state

Love @SFPD using new technology to prevent bicyclists from taking over the Bay Bridge. I fought for Prop E in 2024 which authorized drones etc for policing. A win for San Francisco!

@daniel_w_owens 80% of the budget comes from the federal govt, 20 from fares

@datingbyblaine All she had to do was tell chick to match with him and he got setup, not hard to plan lol

One of my matchmaking clients in Austin, who also dates in SoCal, plans a San Diego trip to meet a match he’s excited about. The day before his flight, she texts him to cancel ☹️ Huge bummer, if this is always a risk when planning travel for dates. Anyway, last night he’s at dinner in Austin with a new match, who’s prettier than San Diego match, and out of nowhere… San Diego match walks into the restaurant. (Maybe not 100% out of nowhere, she has family in Austin, but still a crazy coincidence...) My client makes eyes with her. San Diego match texts me this morning, saying she changed her mind again, and wants to meet him... Wdyt? I have mixed feelings 😒

@LeesiBB He drinking again?

can i just say a hot take? i’m sorry but men like this are such losers. his daughter is 19 lol

@s_nakotomo Or? Just stop you don’t know Jack

Are you ready?

@iky_fwjett Never happened

@AsterZephyrIsis At least you are being helpful

yeah I'm sure being harassed literally day and night by techno fascist cretins didn't help