Jacob South Klein

🚨 In case you missed it: I’ve been authoring a new series over on @TheTilehurstEnd called The Royal Quantum Leap, that can loosely be dubbed “deranged #ReadingFC-flavoured comedy nonsense”. It’s at least a mildly good time. You can find the first two instalments linked below.

Thanks guys we’ll always have Southampton….

absolute maddest thing we've had on TTE in ages and I've adored every bit of it 💙 #ReadingFC

Less than? Fewer than? This is why @SimFromBucks gets paid the big bucks as editor.

Episode 1: thetilehurstend.sbnation.com/offbeat/51504/… Episode 2: thetilehurstend.sbnation.com/offbeat/51663/… One reader has already described it as “bloody funny” with no less than three cry-laughing emojis. I hope that he’s now receiving the help he needs.

🚨 In case you missed it: I’ve been authoring a new series over on @TheTilehurstEnd called The Royal Quantum Leap, that can loosely be dubbed “deranged #ReadingFC-flavoured comedy nonsense”. It’s at least a mildly good time. You can find the first two instalments linked below.

Up the bladdy ‘Ding.

READ: It's part two of The Royal Quantum Leap! Join @JacobSouthKlein on his continued #ReadingFC time-hopping adventures: a Gozie Ugwu mystery, pre-season drama against Legia Warsaw and an emotional meeting with Pavel Pogrebnyak. thetilehurstend.sbnation.com/offbeat/51663/…

In which I go on a date with Jason Roberts, and 2013 digital Wayne Bridge suffers a catastrophic nervous breakdown. #ReadingFC

@ReadingFC Yikes.

A message from the Chairman 🚀 Get your match tickets 👇

@TheTilehurstEnd @JacobSouthKlein Was not expecting the killing off of a major character in episode 1 but I’m ready for the ride.

READ: What if #ReadingFC had bounced straight back into the Premier League in 2013/14? Join @JacobSouthKlein in The Royal Quantum Leap, as he seeks to write a new, brighter timeline, with the help of a heavily modded copy of FM2024. thetilehurstend.sbnation.com/offbeat/51504/…

@mjbarns1990 Heady stuff indeed.

@JacobSouthKlein I sometimes have a dream where Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo and Rio Ferdinand had come through the Reading academy alongside myself 😆

I’m writing something daft. Part ongoing FM save, part deranged #ReadingFC fan-fiction nonsense. If you’ve ever fantasised about a timeline without Paul Ince or Queensley: this one’s for you.

@Run__Jimmy__Run @TheTilehurstEnd You will be hearing more from ol’ Gozie, believe me.

@JacobSouthKlein @TheTilehurstEnd Gozie Ugwu

He's right. The rise of algorithmic feeds have led to context collapse on the internet and people who really shouldn't be peers going back and forth over the most ridiculous things.

@SimFromBucks Those fireworks won’t pay for themselves. 🤥

#ReadingFC will make more £ overall by charging more (charging less in hopes of a bigger attendance won't work) but there should be no surprise about growing apathy (a broader issue, not just related to this game) when they charge *£17* for a cup game against a non-league side

@ReadingFC I’d rather shit in my hands and clap.

Read Noel Hunt's thoughts ahead of Saturday's trip to South Wales.

do we "guide people towards sacking Hunt"? #ReadingFC Ben, Ross and I agree Hunt should go, and explain why. everyone else can make up their own mind also disagree about Twitter's users. it's a much more open, diverse space than you get elsewhere (eg Hob Nob lol)

Chances of a top 6 finish now 12.1% (Opta), down from 38.7% before a ball was kicked this season. Need at least 6pts from those three consecutive home matches following Cardiff. #readingfc

@CazParker1871 @TimDellor @TheTilehurstEnd 100% agree, point for point.

The main conflict (for all of us) is because he's one of us. Always has been. As such, he's been afforded grace. I tip my hat to the guy for stepping in when the place was a binfire. They stayed in the playoff chase through sheer grit. The style of play fell off dramatically, but we all gave it a hall pass because of Dai & also Smith being sold. Facts are facts though = 48 games into his tenure now & no style of play emerging. If anything, we're regressing & the players look unhappy. Everyone can see it & we're entitled to have an opinion on it, without of course being abusive to Noel. The million dollar question is will we suddenly look better in another 10 games? I don't think anyone can seriously say yes to that.

You know that I’m fond of you @TimDellor, but respectfully: it’s not an outrageously “primitive” opinion to expect more than what we’ve seen so far this season. 774 of 899 polled by @TheTilehurstEnd would like a change. It’s disingenuous to suggest that it’s a minority position.