$5 bettor

@Cubs DONT BLOW IT

COMPUTAH, ADD MORE RUNS PLEASE.

@wiz_train @HeathenKing67 @Dusty3080467325 Be lining up for all the hugs at Thanksgiving.

@HeathenKing67 @Dusty3080467325 Imagine dating into this family and going to a family event

Damn! Talk about corn fed! @Dusty3080467325

@SukkihimeVT @SukiYuuhi A police report? For some texts from a guy who thought you were pretty? Oof. If i was the cop Id laugh you out the damn building 😭 nah in all seriousness "block the number, if he continues to contact you through various means let us know." Blah. Then laugh once you were gone.

@SukiYuuhi Another Suki!!!! But yea, definitely going to file a police report and contact a lawyer

So because I got an oil change you think it’s ok to save my phone number to text me? This is beyond creepy… I’ll be reporting this.

@ytmogger66286 @joequando @anotherarizonan @PatsKam Actual data from WHO suggests that Asians be having a lot of wrecks

@joequando @anotherarizonan @PatsKam This has nothing to do with feeling safe, just hatred. White males have hit more cars than any Asian women that I’ve seen so I’d do no white males 🤣

I truly believe Uber deserves more credit for having this option now. Imagine being harassed at a bar as a female, the last thing you want is to get in a car with a man. Not all men are bad, many are amazing & helpful in these situations, but sometimes a woman is comforting.

@AngelaBelcamino To what extent of father we looking for here? Id be a damned good absent one

I’m 44. I got baby fever. I’m at Disney World looking for baby daddy material. What are my odds?

@Tippinbets @MLBHR He finna do it now cuz i said prayers for you bro. When he do lemme hold $74 💀

@MLBHR Take me home

Ian Happ - Chicago Cubs (11) 3-run 370 feet +475

@stevieblackjd44 @vxylily And if bowling is a sport maybe Pool is as well

@stevieblackjd44 @vxylily Golf Bowling Rugby

This is hard

@Love4Doak @BurdenMVP @POLESPLSEAT3 @Chicagofan76 As chronically online as your dumbass is, (26k tweets in 3 years) you think you should've picked up that he was a sick fuck from his tweets. If not, then maybe its time to realize being a chronically online fàggōt is giving you no life skills and move tf on "lmfao"

@Love4Doak @BurdenMVP @POLESPLSEAT3 @Chicagofan76 Again, you fucking morons picked the pedo. Nice instincts "lmfao"

I won’t be there today. I want to go and while I don’t fear Jeff, I was just going to read tweets, I do fear the several that would like me dead because of my past. I’ll delete this account by Monday. I won’t respond to any tweets, talk shit to me, I deserve it.

@BleacherJeff @barstoolWSD @TheGuySerious @Chicagofan76 Trying to envision the GFM "Please send me a bunch of money. Ill go to cubs games and video tape myself telling jokes and saying nanner nanner pitcher got a big butt! Come on! Please?"

@barstoolWSD @TheGuySerious @Chicagofan76 It's not I make content around going to the games dumb fuck. I don't have a podcast, I don't monetize, I just have fun and make jokes. You're part of a media empire. See the difference? you are really just an ignorant asshole

Here’s the a quick TLDR of the @BleacherJeff vs. @Chicagofan76 kerfuffle that’s going down at Wrigleyville Dogs tomorrow at 12pm central SHARP

@Vandgrift23 @DrAstrophysic @RicoMendez13 @BleacherJeff Yes, because nobody works 6-2 or anything earlier. What a retard.

@DrAstrophysic @RicoMendez13 @BleacherJeff Friday after two? Figures you don’t have a fucking job lol. What a loser.

Great day for lunch in the neighborhood.

@eatinerni A top bun while i throw that other one with cum on it away

Add ONE thing to this burger🍔

@Love4Doak @BurdenMVP @POLESPLSEAT3 @Chicagofan76 Way to vet before picking a side. No need to ever meet your daughters bfs

@BurdenMVP @POLESPLSEAT3 @Chicagofan76 Yea before anyone knew he was a sex offender lmfao

@stevevanisko @Yourmom32522 @JonHeyman @BNightengale We know who he is. Buddy is cooked

@Yourmom32522 @JonHeyman @BNightengale So Cub? Won 5 playoff games last season. 1 win away from NLDS which means just outside of top 4 in MLB. Current losing streak sucks big time but also had two 10 game winning streaks in first 55 games. And if you don’t know who Aaron Bummer is, you aren’t much of a baseball fan

Aaron Bummer agrees to Cubs deal @BNightengale 1st

@mattlindner @BigGlennNetwork Brought it on himself. Didn't he do GoFundMe for a vacation? People dying of cancer who cant afford meds and this stinky lard ass wants people to send him to different countries on their dime? If he's got a real job, hes even more a piece a shit than the bum who wants a free trip

@BigGlennNetwork I get that shitting on him gets you clicks, but I'm truly curious as to who you and everyone else thinks is bankrolling him.

And with that, the absolute dumbest chapter in Chicago baseball Twitter history has come to a conclusion. The conclusion: Jeff had a nice lunch, and nobody got hurt. Are we collectively better off? No. Are we nicer? Also no. Are we dumber? Absolutely, unquestionably yes.

@Maulie1234 @StraightFlorida If you worried about sweat on a bench, you might not want to sit down. A minimum of 7 homeless guys have jacked off on any bench in public you fixing to sit on. I literally only take a seat when im tired (and sweaty) from my jog/walk/whatever.

@StraightFlorida Also NOBODY wants to sit on the park benches or the seats for the rides when your sweaty and probably bodily fluid tainted naked fat butt has been lounging there.

Ladies, we need to talk. ⚠️ ​This trend of wearing shorts so short they’ve basically surrendered and retreated north needs a swift and permanent funeral. Let’s be completely honest — if the bottom half of your cheeks are acting as a secondary face to the world, you aren’t making a fashion statement; you’re just trying to cool off the exhaust pipe. ​The real tragedy here is the lack of self-awareness. We’ve got people out here trying to rock the "dangerously low-cut" look, but instead of looking high-fashion, it looks like a pack of biscuits that exploded in the Pillsbury factory. If your backside looks like a topographic map of the Appalachian Mountains, maybe don’t put it on a billboard. Have a little mercy on the public. ​There are two demographics driving this trend: the teenagers who don't know any better, and the adults who absolutely should. Neither group is winning. 👍 ​The funniest part? The absolute shock when the vibe you're putting out doesn't attract premium results. You can’t put the whole buffet on the sidewalk for free and then get mad when people treat it like a drive-thru. If you want the VIP treatment, maybe don't open the VIP lounge to the entire parking lot. ​Worst part? Some of y’all are passing this down and letting your middle-schoolers walk out the house looking like they're auditioning for a 2003 rap video. That’s not parenting; that’s an accessory to a fashion felony. ​Please, let's tighten it up. Florida is already weird enough — we don’t need the local scenery getting any more graphic. 🤢💀🤮

This kid took a picture of me from behind, didn't tag me or use my name, nor say this to my face when he had the chance. LOL. It shows all of you that all these cowards want engagement and they think bullying me will help their profile. This is pathetic behavior.

@AJ_Engel1 @BleacherJeff But tbf lets hope they fight and both lose

@AJ_Engel1 @BleacherJeff And todd of course is a registered sex offender. Typical pedo ass sox fan.

Oh great let's get barstool involved that'll make things better. it's only my seat cause I get there first everyday for 14 seasons now, and this has nothing to do with cubs vs Sox but it has to do with young keyboard warriors running their mouth. Don't waste your time.