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@Tekeee Do it and come up with the raddest business idea in a strangers kitchen at 4 am

You’re offered 10M to do a line of coke, wyd??

@superjectivity @theballisorange Telling someone they need to go to therapy is the biggest sign they need to

@theballisorange The greatest can be great and this guy recognizes alcohol is destructive. Yep, pathetic indeed. Go to therapy, man.

can’t stop thinking about this. Brett Favre was gone off percs throwing for 350 yds and 4 TD’s. David Wells threw a perfect game hungover. Dock Ellis threw a no hitter on acid. Michael Jordan had the literal Flu Game. Dude couldn’t podcast for 3 days from a little wine. Pathetic.

@justinAB_SF @BobbyAllyn I think they hate the state of the city more than AI

@BobbyAllyn This isn’t something to be proud of - LA people hate AI it’ll completely backfire

The Tesla method of political campaigning: "To date, Mr. Pratt hasn’t bought a single minute of airtime, according to media tracking firm AdImpact, while his opponents have spent close to $2 million on traditional television and radio commercials." nytimes.com/2026/05/21/us/… @kenbensinger @4evrmalone

@NOgymNOlimits @celestialbe1ng Amazing story

If your face swells up after drinking alcohol (either immediately or the next day) but the rest of your body stays lean or gets leaner, you probably don’t just “hold water.” You’re likely dealing with some combination of: histamine intolerance serotonin excess mast cell activation endotoxin/gut permeability acetaldehyde intolerance stress-hormone driven fluid retention impaired oxidative metabolism Especially if: - cyproheptadine helps you - you flush easily - wine destroys you - your eyes/palms get puffy - you get congestion/anxiety after drinking - your face looks inflamed while your body still looks lean In sensitive people alc can raise histamine, increase endotoxin absorption, deplete NAD, raise stress hormones, worsen vascular permeability and destabilise blood sugar If I HAD to keep boozing regularly for work/social reasons and wanted to avoid looking like a puffer fish, this is the stack I’d personally use. DIET / LIFESTYLE - Never drink fasted - Salt + sugar before drinking (OJ + salt is elite) - Avoid PUFA-heavy restaurant foods as much as possible - Do not drink beer and wine if you react badly - Clear spirits usually easier - Stay warm after drinking, don’t cold plunge yourself into more stress - Bright morning light exposure - Daily raw carrot salad (carrot + coconut oil + vinegar + salt) to lower endotoxin/estrogen burden - Activated charcoal occasionally after heavy nights - Slow nasal breathing / avoid chronic hyperventilation states SUPPLEMENTS - Vitamin C (500–1000 mg) before alcohol - Taurine (1–2 g) before drinking and before bed - Magnesium daily - Niacinamide in moderate doses - Aspirin can massively reduce inflammatory puffiness - Bromelain helps a lot with acute facial swelling - Fresh ginger is underrated for mast cell/histamine issues - Glycine before bed will reduce stress chemistry and overnight puffiness - Thiamine (B1) is huge if you drink regularly - Riboflavin (B2) helps aldehyde/histamine metabolism - Vitamin E can help if you have a long history of high-PUFA intake too - Methylene blue - Zinc from oysters (what I always order in restaurants when I know I’ll be drinking) MEDICATIONS THAT ACTUALLY HELP - Cyproheptadine = probably the strongest acute anti-puffiness compound I’ve ever used - Famotidine (Pepcid) can help if histamine is involved - Ketotifen may be useful for people with obvious mast cell issues OTHER BIOENERGETIC THINGS THAT HELP - Red light - Keeping warm - Stable blood sugar - High-carb + adequate protein diet - Avoiding fasting/keto bc you’re already stress-dominant - Improving gut motility/endotoxin clearance If things like cyproheptadine dramatically improves your alcohol swelling, that’s a gigantic clue that the issue is not “water weight” but inflammatory signaling. Most people think alcohol puffiness is sodium or dehydration. A lot of the time it’s actually: histamine + serotonin + endotoxin + stress metabolism. And if your face gets swollen while your body stays lean or gets leaner, that’s even more suggestive of that pattern.

@MrLiimited They lock him in a cage until everyone has finished playing

Does anyone from golf twitter know what JT would even do for 4 hours? Is he allowed to like eat, leave, take a nap and come back? What’s the protocol here? Not sure I’ve ever seen one this extreme before

Run the numbers again after tonight because my absolute boys and I are stepping out for margaritas

@Reyimperioo @chilledspectre Not that deep bro

@chilledspectre Centuries of medical advancement just for people to look at severe mental illness and go yeah definitely a shapeshifter😒 we’re speed running intellectual collapse

that’s a mimic. you aren’t supposed to communicate with them

How’d it go?

This fan caught three foul balls in one inning, then gave the last one to the kid sitting in front of him. The odds of that happening are basically impossible.

@NeelBParekh Don’t think about it as survival

First-time dad here. Baby is due in a couple weeks. Any pro tips to survive the first month with a newborn?

that time in 2008 during a press conference when sidney crosby randomly turned into dr. seuss

@32Gonzo3232 @thomposting But lots of the current bands will break out…huge biases looking at past posters

@thomposting That was the last year I attended ACL. I was introduced to so many bands before they broke out during that golden age. Some never did, but even the c-liners were often amazing. And the magnitude of so many genres across time periods...

Actually insane how bad a festival can fall off in 10 years. Wtf happened to yalls booking that shit is ass

@chicalitacoslv @ReesePolitics It’s half cash half stock

@ReesePolitics He’s offering to buy e-bay for 56B. He said he has $20B cash and $20 in stock. By the way, that cash in pending a loan. So CNBC’s questions are valid, where are you getting the rest of the money??

Here's the most contentious part of Ryan Cohen's CNBC Squawk Box interview about the GameStop-EBAY acquisition. This is a HEATED back and forth, uncommon for financial news. $GME Sorkin, at one point is in disbelief at RC's repetitive answering to his question.

@waywearywizard @JohnMcCloy I am the science!

@JohnMcCloy We are living in a corrupt idiocracy when anti-science podcasters are shaping our governments health policy. This is fucking retarded

🔥😂“TRUMP SHOWS UP AT THE UFC… HE SHAKES MY HAND & SAYS ITS DONE” - Joe Rogan Joe Rogan has his first beer in months & does a Trump impression about him being pulled into the Oval Office. “IT WORKED FOR BIBI.. SHUT DOWN THE STRAIT WHI GIVES A FUCK” - Shane Gillis

@thesamparr What was your beer of choice?

A classic midwestern old man move: only drink 1 type of beer. My old uncle Ron. Every single function, he's bringing his own cooler with his own 12 pack of Busch Lite beers. My father only drink Natural Light for 20 years (yes, natty light). Even if its an open bar wedding. The old timers are sneaking in Budweiser cans (if that's the drink) if the wedding isn't serving Bud. Real salt of the earth type of move right there.

@MurrayHillGuy1 But nobody is grinding

Day 2 field report: San Diego 6am sunrise (was kinda cloudy) GF runs 5 miles, I patrol the boardwalk looking for my wife Better Buzz coffee.. elite? Ocean Pacific Gym lift. Best gym in USA. La Jolla walk Afternoon brews/tacos by the water Little Italy tn Love this city

@WonPercent1 @MurrayHillGuy1 Gross

San Diego (first time ever) field report: People here are way more fit and somehow don’t make it their entire personality like NYC Tacos on every corner, all have a line Everyone’s outside… running, lifting, surfing, doing something. Very active Girls are effortlessly hot, not trying nearly as hard No one is in a rush, but everything still gets done Perfect weather is just… normal here. Cali vibes are real, packed day today

@golesmusic @MurrayHillGuy1 That’s a positive!

@MurrayHillGuy1 one other thing they literally never stop listening to sublime

Would I move to San Diego? No. Too many people with perfect hair, great bodies, but somehow have zero urgency? Everyone looks elite, but no one’s in a rush to do anything. Feels like a permanent Sunday afternoon lol. Fun to visit. Dangerous to stay. Very cool city though!

@edels0n Always bet on yourself

The DOJ just arrested a soldier who made $400,000 betting on Maduro's removal on prediction markets

@harrhz66 Only the good songs are remembered

Wtf was in the air in the late 60s and early 70s for music to be this good