Jake

Boys will be boys.

@jakkuh_t The ol ceramic surface and glass never mix well

good afternoon

@JenMsft We’re still waiting for the ability to enable the new start menu…. When are you going to make it an option for us to turn on rather than us praying to Microsoft for you to flick a switch that allows us to use it?

We're currently rolling out the ability to show a written battery percentage directly in the taskbar - are you going to enable it? 😊

@Joshimuz Wrong side of the tracks IRL?

@MicrosoftDesign More slop, hooray(!)

More new icons? 👀 The new UI for Enterprise AI brings human-centered simplicity to business tools 🖥️ See how we’re evolving the design language that connects Microsoft 365, Copilot, and business apps 📲 🔗: msft.it/6009tXSqh

@Keir_Starmer Resign! Right now!

The appalling incident on a train near Huntingdon is deeply concerning. My thoughts are with all those affected, and my thanks go to the emergency services for their response. Anyone in the area should follow the advice of the police.

@WindowsLatest Is it possible to have this enabled with a clean install of Windows 11?

Windows 11 just got a major update, and it's rolling out today 🧵 1. Meet the new Start menu Windows 11 is getting a redesigned Start menu, which, according to Microsoft, makes it easier to access apps because everything is in one place. You don't have to keep tapping on buttons to find your apps. You just need to scroll, and all apps will appear. It is also possible to remove the Recommended feed, which was used by Microsoft to show ads. You can now switch between two new views—category view, which groups apps by type and highlights frequently used ones, and grid view, which lists apps alphabetically with more horizontal space for easier scanning. Also, the Start menu now has a responsive layout. Larger displays show more pinned apps, recommendations, and categories by default. Sections like Pinned and Recommended expand or collapse based on content. You can customize these views under Settings > Personalization > Start.

@phantomofearth Why does Microsoft even bother including these features in builds if you have to use a 3rd party tool to enable them?

To enable the updated taskbar autohide animation in recent Dev/Beta builds, run vivetool /enable /id:41356296. If that doesn't work then you know the drill, make sure you have 48433719 enabled.

@OctopusEnergy It feels wrong leaving all the lights on 🤣🤣

Winning on wind! 🧡 #FreeElectricity

@Windows My my my how Windows has fallen

AI is now built in. “Every Windows 11 PC is now an AI PC – with Copilot at the center of it all.”

@Windows Since when did we ask for any of this? Windows 10 died for this failure of an operating system

The computer you can talk to is here 🙌 Stay in your flow, brainstorm and get answers - simply by asking. Try Copilot on Windows 11 today: msft.it/6015sfbdL

Microsoft teases "something big" is being announced for Windows this week 👀windowscentral.com/microsoft/wind…

@MSWindowsITPro Windows 11 is shit though

Windows 10 support ends October 14th. Are you ready? Switching to Windows 11 means: • Protection against evolving threats • AI-powered productivity • Support for Microsoft 365 apps Learn more: msft.it/6013sFuBL

Nigel Farage: I used to think the Prime Minister was a decent man.

Thoughts and prayers with Trump this week as he visits a third world country on the brink of civil war.

@Windows no.

upgrade to Windows 11 and level up your gaming experience (heal your inner child)

🚨UK GOVERNMENT TRIES TO SUE 4CHAN FOR BREACHING 'ONLINE SAFETY ACT' 4CHAN's response was priceless 🤣 Essentially it was "We're American, you have no control over us, go f*ck yourselves" Keir Starmer is pathetic Full response below ⬇️🧵