Jake Giblin

@WayneRooney I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting

@Utdtruthful Ffs £65m transfer loading

🚨🗣️ Igor Thiago: “Always wanted to be a professional footballer? NO, I didn't even like it that much, but after my brother started talking to me and made me watch the Premier League every weekend, especially Manchester United. “And then I started paying closer attention to United from there it grew on me with feelings of love and affection. Then I wanted to become a player too”. #MUFC [TNT]

@alexiwobi any Snapchat stories you fucking mug

@UtdDistrict He must’ve been pushed in the middle of a knife fight ffs sort it out Ben ya boff

New trim for Benjamin Šeško 💈👀

@piersmorgan shut up u egg and get out of cowells hole. Won't tell u again.

Keep going Michael Carrick and @ManUtd 💪🏼

@piersmorgan Av it piers

More painful than breaking a hip. Worse performance of the season.

Dorgie Best

@antoinesemenyo gimp

@donnarumma haaaaa you fucking baldy helmet

@ESPNUK Odd bloke

Liam Rosenior talking about his management philosophy 👀: 🗣️ "In English, 'manage', if you split the two words is 'man' and 'age', so 'you're 'ageing men' Am I a manager or a coach? I'm both. Coaching is educating. Coaching is wanting to improve players on a technical and tactical level. Management is making sure you have a strong culture."

@manuugarte8 twat of a trim that lad

@FTBLsection Sounds proper fuckin boring

Niclas Füllkrug’s story is worthy of a film: ☑️ At 29 years old, he was still playing in Germany’s Second Division. ☑️ At 29 years old, after earning promotion and standing out in the Bundesliga, he made it to the World Cup with the Germany national team and scored at the biggest tournament on the planet. ☑️ At 30 years old, he became the Bundesliga’s top scorer. ☑️ At 31 years old, already a Borussia Dortmund player, he reached the Champions League final, scoring in the quarterfinals and semifinals. ☑️ At 31 years old, he was called up for the Euros with the Germany national team and also scored in the international tournament. ☑️ At 32 years old, after a stint in English football, he was unveiled as a new signing for a global giant like AC Milan. In 2022 he was still playing in the second tier of German football. Today, at the start of 2026, he can say he’s already been the top scorer in Germany’s first division, played in a Champions League final, scored in both a World Cup and a Euros, and became an AC Milan signing. What a story, seriously.

Ashley Banjo and his dance group seeing this

@Matt_Pinner Heat everywhere it seems mate

What's missing 🤔

Clearly blocked his view, nothing wrong if it’s against Liverpool though?

@utdchief1 Worried about amracrap and mcbuminay man two dogshit ballers

I really think this highlights why Manchester United really need a proper sporting director. • Jason Wilcox decided against making amrabat deal a permanent one. • He saw Joao Neves available and decided to sign Manual Ugarte just to fund Neves move to PSG. • He almost got us Liam Delap (Thank God he rejected us) we would have been stuck with that flop. Maybe he let Scott Mctominay leave too🤷‍♂️ Why would you want to sign an injury prone player ? 😞

Mane, Firmino and Salah were easily a better front three than Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez. I thought this was common knowledge

@UtdByMac Should be praying he changes mate cos he is fucking bobbins in the sticks.

His bio...

@DeadlineDayLive List isn’t very short

🚨 Manchester United are considering a move for Wolverhampton Wanderers midfielder João Gomes. He's been added to their shortlist of midfield targets which now includes: 🔸 Carlos Baleba 🔸 Elliot Anderson 🔸 Adam Wharton 🔸 Angelo Stiller 🔸 Conor Gallagher 🔸 Morten Hjulmand 🔸 Andrey Santos 🔸 João Gomes (Source: @MailSport)