Jake Letizia

Mario is Real. Full Documentary at: youtube.com/watch?v=tapOaJ… #marioisreal

@sashavond My dad looks just like this fuckin loser

I don’t tweet that much. But in my group chat people are posting their best tweets. So this is mine. This tweet is the best one. Now.

only queen I care about is my gorgeous wife

Wait Disney just Tweeted "Don't worry we're bringing the Queen and Walt back."

This really is just like when your 107 year old grand parent dies and you're just like "ight."

Anybody gonna watch the Royal Funeral?

Got a big dick but the little dick thicc.

this show is on friday!! look at this lineup, look at this poster! @SteveJeanty @rebweis @blaiseseltzer @DylanAdler6 @myoldnemesis (@realponies) come thru would love to see u there :') brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/…

in a wild turn of events I ended up helping book this show for my friend @JakeLetizia !! we got a great lineup including: @chloebadcliffe @DylanAdler6 @meeshibee @TimBarnes451 and maybe more??? come thru, we'd love to see y'all there!! TIX: eventbrite.com/e/dads-like-du…

@BlckPllPlsrBch @pvermillions Ill fucking kill you

.@JakeLetizia hosts a night of comedy at .@ComedyBrooklyn eventbrite.com/e/dads-like-du… Hop in a cab with Bill the Butcher and Amsterdam Vallon and see this show!

Damn. Will Smith loves family. They gotta get him in the next Fast and Furious movie.

Elden Ring is the Dark Souls of Video Games

crazy hamburger

@pvermillions Don't listen to this dude. I'll do it for 10

Whoaaa wild, the Fornite event is asking me for proof of Vaccination

@pvermillions Yeah what an idiot dude, I would never. Whats his number though?

If this gets 6000 likes my Dad will start smoking

@im_my_ass_dino You'r so wrong dude. Tony is Venom. Heisenberg is Carnage. Heisenberg reaked carnage on those prisoners. Tony Bad but good guy. That is SO Venom.