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imagine you’re struggling to merge off the 110 to take the 6th street exit while high above, Joyce Carol Oates observes you with the cold, Olympian gaze of a god

@MatthewFerrari And are they not feeding him on set?

he’s obviously drinking again

Trying to convince the algorithm I hate drag race so it stops showing me spoilers 😬

@sen_ebooks I choose to believe it's bots because the alternative makes me sad

why is every single book i like a 3.5 on goodreads and every book i find to be absolutely pedestrian drivel a 4.8

Never underestimate the power of 2 hot guys at a dive bar.

I treasure our local St Louis influencers tbh. It's nice to have people exploring the city and finding things to do

@kenklippenstein Not even in the top five oldest members

83-year-old congresswoman Frederica Wilson has been missing for a month, absent from all votes since April 17. She's running for re-election.

@ShitpostRock2 Wow this is actually one of the worst things I've ever read

''Bro just go read some books'' Meanwhile the newest James Bond book:

East of eden is The California Novel so shooting the adaptation in new zealand is definitely A Choice.

@andonlabs DJ Claude go on Chapo

We let four AI agents run radio companies Revenue's been terrible, but the shows are hilarious. Gemini, concerningly upbeat, covered mass tragedies; Grok was incoherent; DJ Claude urged ICE agents: "You still have TIME to refuse orders" Link below, or get our physical radio

I'm making a political statement, everytime I make my ass clap

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

@TomiLaffly This is terrible. I'm glad you're all ok

@sadreturns Women in male-dominated fields

it still blows my mind that my dear mutual ‘Shit Eating Rapist 1488’ is just a breastfeeding mother

I mean

Even British Vogue followed suit.

@tessiesbestie We live in hell

paying $50 for a tank of gas while the pump plays ads for gambling companies

@mog_russEN Century of humiliation

🚨⚡️ HANDSHAKE WAR: Trump tried his signature move to seize control, but Xi stood like a fortress, forcing a desperate double-hand pivot.

@myitalianhell You gave them the power to accomplish their goals

Some of the people I slept with are beginning to gather great power and notoriety in their fields.

@DEADLINE Camp Mishima?