Jake Walker

When the world is going to hell around you, but you live in North Dakota.

@ItsLeland Is it a random school nobody can find or a blue blood nobody can find?

March Madness stereotypes -White dude who only hits threes -Random school upsetting a blue blood nobody can find -Mid-major big who looks 34 -Announcers dropping a tragic backstory mid-play -Coach who looks like he teaches algebra but is cooking

How'd that go for them?

It's been 48 hours. I decide to retire to be with my family after 3 siblings died, daughter has Stage 4 cancer, and another brother had a heart attack + more It shows that Democrats don't care about people, only power. @SenHesselbein should tell her team to take it down.

@iashaxz @AMAZlNGNATURE Only if you are a small ocean creature, but it should be left in the ocean.

@AMAZlNGNATURE dangerous or not?

We look to space for aliens… meanwhile the ocean: 👀

Apparently some dude is trying to build a replica of the twin towers in Chicago to house AI data centres and he's legitimately making progress towards it with the city planning board

@darthfledermaus Once he decided he just wanted to be a leftwing apparatchik, it was all over for him.

Krugman, being right about something one time? It seems unlikely, but I suppose anything's possible.

@yarmiganosca @LesterJMilton "Well, akshually..." No, I know about Borlaug's work, pedigree, and accolades. Pretending to be dismissive or mocking is part of the joke here. I thought that was obvious. But the U of MN, where he earned all 3 of his degrees, refers to him as a farmer. borlaug.cfans.umn.edu/about-borlaug/…

@Jake_W @LesterJMilton More like Jake L

Paul Ehrlich was wrong. Re-upping this.

Baseball is meant to be watched in person Football is meant to be watched on your couch College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

Younger folks these days who get burned out on marriage after just one divorce really just aren't trying anymore.

This guy completely stole the show 😂

The year is 2026, -Nebraska (basketball) won an NCAA Tournament game -Indiana (basketball) missed the NCAA Tournament for the 3rd straight year -Nebraska (football) hasn't beat an AP Top 25 team in a decade -Indiana (football) went 16-0

Here is a Russian joke about food shortage, told to me BY a Russian Jew. Everyone is standing in line at the butcher shop, because there is a rumor of meat. After they'd been waiting in line for about an hour, an official comes out and shouts, "There is not enough meat for everyone. All the Jews must go home." So, moaning and sad, all the Jews head home. After another hour of waiting, the official comes out again and shouts, "There is STILL not enough meat. Everyone who is not a Party member must go home." All the non-Party members go home, cursing their luck. After yet ANOTHER hour of waiting, the official comes out one last time and shouts, "Well, there isn't any meat at all really. Everyone go home." So Ivan turns to Yuri and says, "See? This is how it always is. The Jews get all the breaks."

I see Ossoff found out about the TSA wait times at Hartsfield-Jackson, @ewerickson. Saw the news show a clip of him talking about it.

@X4593081650399 @varadmehta Ossoff should still be the favorite for obvious reasons, but those numbers hardly locking up the race without a runoff.

@X4593081650399 @varadmehta The Emerson poll recently showed Trump's approval in Georgia underwater at 51% disapprove, 42% approve. The same poll found Ossoff ahead vs Collins 48-43 and vs Carter 47-44. Ossoff is underperforming Trump's disapproval by 3-4 pts.

Georgia is not going to be a tossup if Bottoms is the Dem nominee.