Jakey Boi

@da1z4d Not me being the 736th like lmao

testing testing

@The_Dandyman_01 @vaelor0 Do you know what an embryo is my guy? Throwing around the word retarded while not knowing what your talking about is quite funny

@Jakey2Sweet @vaelor0 no, it was frozen 30 years ago, fertalized recently and then born... aka not 30years old... are yall openly retarded?!

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby

@The_Dandyman_01 @vaelor0 ……the baby was conceived 30 years ago

@vaelor0 life begining at conception would imply the baby is 1year old bud.... how do liberals not understand this, are yall retards?!

@semper1337 @ItsmindofJson brutha that says may 10

@ItsmindofJson brutha that says may 19th

Getting my asshole waxed for this show tom

@SymeisThursday @JeremiahDJohns Red winning is the only way death becomes possible. If you vote red and win, you are now responsible for the death of everyone who picked blue. They voted for the no death option. You voted for the “kill everyone who disagrees” option. See how the way you reframe it matters??

Picking blue is the only way death becomes possible. What if you’re the first one to pick blue. You’re now responsible for bringing the possibility of death into the picture. And you have put everyone else on the position of having to risk their lives to save you. Doesn’t sound very caring to me.

The red and blue button folks are talking past each other. Obviously the game-theoretic solution for your own personal safety is red. But some of us have this thing where we care about other people and having a societal Schelling point of blue saves billions of lives, so,

@Jfbe855eb4j @clockworksDream Wrong. The only possible outcome where YOUR personal death occurs is choosing blue. On the other hand, the only possible outcome where death occurs is if red wins. So if you look at it that way, choosing red causes death, not blue.

"if everyone pressed the red button nobody would die" what if everyone pressed blue then. By that logic.

@LAKnightsGame I deadass thought that was just 2 pics of Orton for a second lmao

LA Knight ALWAYS gets flak for being compared to past wrestlers while others get applauded for it I will never understand it

@el_odio19341 @WrestleSeek Wwe used to do a lot of non-televised house shows. In between each episode of Smackdown he was probably doing 3 or 4 matches no one but the live audience will ever see

@WrestleSeek how was it that many in 2016 tho? Smackdown Live was once a week and probably (not always) had a match on it, then also PPV’s but still cant add up to 185 mb if i may be dumb but i dont get it at all lmao

AJ Styles’ Total Professional Wrestling Matches by Year • 2025 – 34 matches • 2024 – 38 matches • 2023 – 38 matches • 2022 – 71 matches • 2021 – 71 matches • 2020 – 40 matches • 2019 – 134 matches • 2018 – 155 matches • 2017 – 181 matches • 2016 – 185 matches • 2015 – 88 matches • 2014 – 76 matches • 2013 – 47 matches • 2012 – 103 matches • 2011 – 79 matches • 2010 – 124 matches • 2009 – 92 matches • 2008 – 109 matches • 2007 – 91 matches • 2006 – 110 matches • 2005 – 98 matches • 2004 – 124 matches • 2003 – 113 matches • 2002 – 82 matches • 2001 – 45 matches • 2000 – 12 matches • 1999 – 2 matches

@27khv @noturtlesoup17 Why does this sound like a Disco Elysium subplot LMAO

Millions of Americans have untreated schizophrenia.

@Victorr525 Punk is my favorite wrestler of all time and there’s 0 chance I’m watching any of this

good test to see who are true punk fans because i will not be sitting through this program just for him

@WrestleOps It’s giving that time they did a fatal 4 way to decide who gets to face Taker at mania. Just the least interesting way to do it

@WrestleOps Imma be honest, doing a tournament to decide his last opponent instead of a personal feud is kinda lame

🚨 John Cena announces his final opponent will be determined in a 16 man tournament beginning Monday, Nov. 10. Competitors from RAW, SmackDown, NXT, or even people who don’t work here will be involved. The tournament is called ‘The Last Time Is Now Tournament.’

@NexyOF Have you seen The Host? It’s a Korean monster movie about a sea creature that kidnaps this guys daughter. Just watched it this month and it’s so good.

@PrattyRasslin David Otunga and Chris Jericho as 1 and 2 is so diabolical 😂

BREAKING: The early line-up for The Men’s Royal Rumble match has been leaked online. BIGGEST ROYAL RUMBLE OF ALL TIME LOADING.

@spicy_dice @sweetseaslug Indeed!

@Jakey2Sweet @sweetseaslug If you say "there's a touch of shit in this" you're still saying there's shit in it.

Not to be hyperbolic but there’s a touch of the fash in the impulse to create a fantasy world absolutely devoid of any hard edge’s that the reader’s minds could snag on. There’s a great review of legends and lattes that talks about this.

@spicy_dice @sweetseaslug Well then it’s a good thing they said “a touch of the fash” and not “cozy = fash” maybe next time react to what they actually said instead of whatever this is

@sweetseaslug I'm not a big fan of cozy novels, myself, but I think accusing the whole genre of being fascist is a bit much. Of course stories without conflict aren't morally superior, but saying "cozy = fash" assigns a moral obligation to writers (not to write cozy fiction,) as well.

@SpriteFox Tracking every cell phone in Gotham

What are you using 6 for

y'all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? like you're intelligent but you can't express it when you're speaking? it's so frustrating

@tedcruz Bro be real, you are not Luke you are Darth Jar Jar at best

Might fuck around and buy myself a Father’s Day gift, since I raised my damn self