Jamie Donald

@dipsMUFC @wilfriedzaha Amazon know

The FIFA Peace Prize winner speaks…

1972 ➡️2026 Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive prick.

❌ NUFC would almost certainly have failed PSR for 24/25 without selling St James’ Park to themselves 👇 Full details & analysis on major developments inside club…

@liamgallagher @SUPERSONGBlRD The tour 👀

@SUPERSONGBlRD I’m getting a skinhead for the tour

liam gallagher if you can hear me please grow your hair out again. @liamgallagher if you can hear me PLEASE GROW YOUR HAIR OUT AGAIN

@WoWs_Legends That's quackers!

🐤 Fierce battles are about to begin in our bathtub! Engage in 6 versus 6 PvP battles and find out if you're the toughest duck in the flock. Pick a duck, arm it with bubbles and blast your opponents to rubbery bits. Quack the tides! Deets: wowsl.co/3Nkm4Y4

No, encouraging signs

There is absolutely zero chance Sunderland beat us tomorrow mind. ZERO. It simply won’t happen.

Footballs the bollocks 🤣🤣🤣

🚨 EXCL: Man Utd close to agreement with Kobbie Mainoo + Harry Maguire over new contracts. Proposed deal would keep 20yo midfielder at #MUFC until 2031 on improved terms. 33yo defender offered 1+1yr deal. Work still needed but talks advanced @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/71342…

@borghetti_c @xAviation @grok youtu.be/jBK2q0lMkQQ?si… Newcastle, England

@xAviation @grok , is this real? If so, where?

Crazy crosswind takeoff like it’s nothing! 📹: JonathanWinton123

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🔴 FIXTURE CHANGES 🔴 Monday 13 April: United v Leeds (20:00), live on Sky Sports Saturday 18 April: Chelsea v United (20:00), live on TNT Sports Monday 27 April: United v Brentford (20:00), live on Sky Sports Two Monday nights and a Saturday 8pm. FFS lads #mufc

Garnacho left Utd because he wasn’t starting games and refused to do anything about his brother’s social media posts. He’s now sitting on Chelsea’s bench and his brother is no longer posting things on social media because Chelsea rightly wouldn’t tolerate that. I doubt he will admit this publicly but he will know he’s in a much worse position today than what he was on Utd’s bench.

@HairyPods @currys @HairyPods

@currys @Jambo_D

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@HairyPods @currys Good luck pal

Latest documents filed in New York show that Manchester United have £777 million of borrowings, of which £295 million is due within one year, and owes £422 million in transfer fee instalments, of which £238 million is due within one year. #Glazernomics

@rioferdy5 Shit

Thoughts on the 1st half?

If you wanted to compile an open-and-shut case in the defence of keeping VAR you do not need to look any further than Newcastle United’s FA Cup victory over Aston Villa ⚽ Exhibit A - Abraham's offside goal ❌ Exhibit B - Hall not getting a penalty ⚠️ Exhibit C - Digne's dangerous tackle 🖐️ Exhibit D - Digne's handball @LukeEdwardsTele analyses Chris Kavanagh's refereeing performance below ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/… #NUFC | #AVFC