James

@themaccabees I’ll be there. Will you be there?

@CaneloCrime hi guys. Do you plan on completing @HendyHannah’s dinner lady detective series via audiobook?

@Lucyaustin2 @O2 @DHLGlobal Sorry what? They are charging you for the phone they sent to *name redacted*? There must be some kind of ombudsmen you can take this to.

@O2 @DHLGlobal Never ever use @O2 or @DHLGlobal as both put me in danger and disregarded how upset and distressed I was. I have spent over 8 hours on the phone and 6 hours of my time driving to and sitting in their store and they now want to charge me for the phone.

@O2 have just reduced me to tears for the 3rd time this month. You CANNOT make this up. They sent a brand new iPhone to my ex partners address (after I had updated mine and my new contract had the correct address.) There is a police order stopping her from contacting me

@HendyHannah @canelo_co Thank you very much.

@JamesInTransit Ahh thank you very much for listening to the first 3! The answer at the moment is…I’m not sure! I think @canelo_co have them in the works, so watch this space!

@HendyHannah hi Hannah, I’ve listened to the first 3 books this week. Is the fourth available on audiobook at all please?

@MittRomney @AnnRomney Where is Tugg?

From our family to yours, Merry Christmas!

Fuck you Rishi Sunak 🏳️‍⚧️

@FootyHumour Teddy sheringham. England v Greece. Saturday October 6 2001

Only true football fans know who scored this goal.

@mrlouiswong @Dawn_French @richardosman And I’ve read the lot.

@Dawn_French @richardosman Proof: sometimes they even copy the style of name! Or go full Hitchcock design or just lazily do the color combo with diagonal font

*ahem… With MASSIVE respect to the v v clever @richardosman in #theguardian today… claiming his lovely cover is often imitated.. Cover on left 2011 Cover on right 2020 You’re welcome…

@OfficialRandL what pints will be on sale in the arena this year?

@romankemp Raoul Moat

Genuine question. What do you call your TV Remote? Mines always been the oofa doofa 📺

@Haveawordpod @SenseiCarl_ Repeat @thatvittorio New @MikeBubbins Superstar @bertkreischer

We want your guest suggestions ONE repeat guest ONE new guest ONE superstar Tag them below 👇🏽

@FlorenceThicky I bought a car in Bristol, got a fine driving it home 😣

@MikeBubbins @distantpod sorry it’s a TikTok link. vm.tiktok.com/ZGJ97DEwA/

@NandosUK @EASPORTSFIFA

your second @ owes you a Nando’s

@gumballer @FernBrady Gurt = Big Lush = Nice Gurt Lush ≠ Big Nice

@FernBrady Worked there for 3 years, never was able to master the language. To this day I still do not know what 'Gurt lush' means...

@DannyAaronsFUT 60,000

I'm gonna complete POTM Mbappe using only fodder + coins I get from FIFA points Closest person to reply and guess how many FP it takes, I'll send a £50 PSN/Xbox/PC giftcard to

@SenseiCarl_ Morten Gamst Pedersen is looking rough nowadays.

Start one. Bench one. Shag one.

Andy Murray’s career explained in a single point. Oh my goodness!