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James King
@JamesKingComedy
Stand up comedian, professional wrestling fan, disappointment to my mother. Shit, did I write the same thing three times?
New York, NY Katılım Eylül 2014
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.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep
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I will ponder this while I play with my rings…
Ryan Parsa@Falcons_Fantasy
Hot take: Matt Ryan was a better QB than Eli Manning… people just worship rings. Agree or nah? 👀
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I called this before it happened, just want that on the record
James King@JamesKingComedy
The same way that we give honorary degrees I believe we need to give Alyssa Edwards an honorary drag race crown. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
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@brgridiron The Saints have the easiest division. The Lions are the best team but have a difficult division. The Giants could do it if Philly fully implodes.
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Royce Keys sounds like what JK Rowling would name a wizard from Florida #RoyalRumble
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That’s true because Hell would freeze over if the WWE offered you a contract
Bob Holly@TheBobHolly
Hell would freeze over before I'd ever share a locker room with Sami Zayn.
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Dolph losing to put over someone who didn’t need it??? It’s like he never left #WWERaw
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So let me break it down for all you dummies that don’t understand what just happened…..
You take Seth Rollins — the so-called “Visionary” — and you put him in a ring with Bron Breakker, a Genetic Freak. But what Seth didn’t calculate… was the betrayal quotient.
Now let’s do the math:
Seth thought he had a 100% chance of survival with Bron at his side…
But what he didn’t know is that Bron’s got 66 2/3% loyalty when you factor in family bloodlines, and the other 33 1/3% is PURE RAGE.
So now Seth’s sitting there, asking “WHYYYY?”
I’ll TELL YA WHY!
Because Bron Breakker’s not here to play backup. He’s here to take over! He’s the dog-faced destroyer, and now the leash is OFF.
So Seth…
You took your eye off the math…
You had a 141 2/3% chance of getting BETRAYED…
And now you’re just another statistic in the Steiner Equation of Pain
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As someone who always thought Daniel Jones was never the problem in New York (terrible O-line, multiple offensive coordinators in his first few seasons, every playmaker we sign not panning out) it’s nice to see him balling out and proving people wrong.
NFL Draft Files@NFL_DF
Daniel Jones is on another level this season. x.com/fsh733/status/…
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Saving this for anytime Bills fans tweet “BiLlS aRe ThE oNlY nEw YoRk tEaM”
Buffalo Bills@BuffaloBills
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