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James King

@JamesKingComedy

Stand up comedian, professional wrestling fan, disappointment to my mother. Shit, did I write the same thing three times?

New York, NY Katılım Eylül 2014
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James King
James King@JamesKingComedy·
Allegedly Kim Kardashian wants to divorce Kanye West and keep both kids. Sorry Kim but you had one of his kids you got him for 18 years.
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@brgridiron The Saints have the easiest division. The Lions are the best team but have a difficult division. The Giants could do it if Philly fully implodes.
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B/R Gridiron@brgridiron·
Which team do you have going from WORST to FIRST in their division next season?
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Royce Keys sounds like what JK Rowling would name a wizard from Florida #RoyalRumble
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The Cowboys are truly America’s team because much like the Cowboys, America is in a full collapse
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Why does the WWE hate Rebel Heart so much??? #SmackDown
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Just made myself the nicest to do list to ignore
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Wrestling Pics & Clips
Wrestling Pics & Clips@WrestleClips·
January 1st, 2026! New year, new me 🍾
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Dolph losing to put over someone who didn’t need it??? It’s like he never left #WWERaw
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This Giants team makes no sense because the offense should be bad but it’s good and the defense should be good but it’s bad
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Brian Burns leads the NFL in sacks, why the FUCK is he back in coverage on 3rd and 8??? Shane Bowens needs to be brought up on charges of domestic terrorism because that is what he is doing to the Giants defense.
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Shooter McGavin@ShooterMcGavin·
Cam Skatteboo returning to the play for the Giants next Sunday
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Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner@ScottSteiner·
So let me break it down for all you dummies that don’t understand what just happened….. You take Seth Rollins — the so-called “Visionary” — and you put him in a ring with Bron Breakker, a Genetic Freak. But what Seth didn’t calculate… was the betrayal quotient. Now let’s do the math: Seth thought he had a 100% chance of survival with Bron at his side… But what he didn’t know is that Bron’s got 66 2/3% loyalty when you factor in family bloodlines, and the other 33 1/3% is PURE RAGE. So now Seth’s sitting there, asking “WHYYYY?” I’ll TELL YA WHY! Because Bron Breakker’s not here to play backup. He’s here to take over! He’s the dog-faced destroyer, and now the leash is OFF. So Seth… You took your eye off the math… You had a 141 2/3% chance of getting BETRAYED… And now you’re just another statistic in the Steiner Equation of Pain
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Greg Harvey@BetweenTheNums·
Cities in history to have their NHL team lose, NFL team lose & MLB team lose in the playoffs & be eliminated all on the same day: Philadelphia - Today Philadelphia - 10/16/1983 That’s it.
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big content guy@bigcontentguy·
there’s two types of white running backs. cerebral thinkers like mccaffrey and then just absolute crayon eaters like skattebo. it rules
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