James Decker

@zoebread stop the count, i clicked the wrong one by mistake

what does “kids today don’t know they’re born” mean?

Jeremy Vine has had enough of Twitter/X

@ukjeopardy @ITVX @ITV Great first series, fingers crossed for many more to come

That's it for this series, but if you missed any of Jeopardy! UK you can watch every episode over on @itvx 🏆​ Thanks for watching!​ itv.com/watch/jeopardy… @itv #Jeopardy #UKJeopardy #itv

Every year I post this video and every year it makes me happy. Pure Cinema. 🐶👊

LIFE COULD BE A DREAM

Debra you’ve got a problem

⌜WINDOWKILL VERSION 2.0⌟ The huge update I've been working on is finally out! It adds several new bosses, enemies, perks, new music, completely reworked balancing and scaling, and much more! Download it here: torcado.itch.io/windowkill ❤️❤️❤️

When cars force you to cross in front of them

I like this one (1930)

This is absolutely despicable, what a horrible group of hateful cunts

@PuccaNoodles Reminds me of Dustforce, but I'm not sure what you would sweep up with a pizza peel haha

Jump!!!!

@FrankieWard I'm not sure I've ever been on a TV series subreddit that isn't completely dire

Accidentally ended up on the Witcher subreddit today after googling the tv seried and that's five minutes I'll never get back

@hangsawoman @JUNlPER John, it's Marvin, your cousin Marvin F Kennedy, listen to this

there's a bit in Oppenheimer where someone is like oh this young senator... what was his name.. oh yes, John F Kennedy and the line is delivered like a Marvel easter egg

@MenasLG After too much effort mine now looks like this, which is maybe marginally better, but barely

*tweet goes viral* >twenty thisvideobot replies >ten ai translate replies >five onlyf@ns-girl bait posts >ai, make a frog image out of this >ai, have a frog mock this tweet >crypto spam post

this local Indian food restaurant has a great social media presence

@_Railcards I'm trying to buy a railcard but keep getting this message on the last step. "We’re sincerely sorry, it would appear that our systems have encountered an unexpected issue" When will this be fixed? or is there another way to get a railcard?

From Ant and Dec??