James

@RupertLowe10 how do I vote for Restore in wigan? Or do you not have any wigan MPs?

there’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs and dinner parties is the new club scene and high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, and terrible DJs still playing Dreams and Nightmares

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

Bruh smoking weed every day made me think the cia replaced my mailman with a spy to keep an eye on me. I don’t believe this.

see how how bird logic falls apart when you don’t indulge it. cooked her silly

😂Hilarious! What the words to The Lion King song actually mean…

One message has been reinforced today, in THE most spectacular fashion. Westminster is a vile snake-pit, infested with those who put their own personal interest above that of the country. There are an exceedingly small handful of patriots, but that number is vastly outnumbered by those who have their priorities in the following order. Self. Party. Country. Party politics has failed. It has failed all of us. It’s failed Great Yarmouth, it’s failed England, it’s failed Britain. It is a circus. A pantomime. A show. With no care for what’s really being inflicted on decent taxpaying men and women. They all treat it like a sport. It’s not. It is our country. Our home. Our people. The solution? A Reform dictatorship that is packing its ranks with the very same people who decimated the country over 14 dire years? I think not. Nadine Dorries? Jake Berry? Lee Anderson? Nadhim Zahawi? Really? Are these the people to turn this country around? A Labour defector is on the way too. I mean, really? Even Jenrick, who has to take full responsibility for what happened on his watch as immigration minister. Entire communities transformed into what now resembles the third world. Vast streets of foreigners unable to speak English. Towns, changed beyond recognition. This is what they did to our Britain. All of them. Today, he betrayed his colleagues. That’s his choice. I am of the view that nobody who has had any role in past Governments should be allowed by the British people to serve again. The damage is just too immense, too grave, possibly even too irreversible. All these washed-up former MPs who are weaponising the rightful anger of the British people to slink back into Parliament. It’s sickening to watch. Please remember this. THEY DID THIS TO THE COUNTRY. These are the people who destroyed Britain. They will not fix it. Reform will not fix it. Farage was supposed to destroy the establishment, not join them. That is why I backed him for so long. I was wrong to do so. Sadly, joining that establishment is all he cares about. He wants to be accepted by the people who spurned him for so very long. That is what drives him. Take revenge on a Conservative Party that refused to accept him, and then force them to bend the knee and kiss his ring. Party politics is dead. We need an entirely different way of doing things - hundreds of men and women from outside politics, put forward for election. All of whom must have had NOTHING to do with how our country has been so abhorrently failed. I am going to think long and hard over the weekend about my next step. Britain doesn’t need mere reform from the same arsonists who burnt it to the ground. A real alternative MUST be provided. I will do that.

@REDTICKETSYNWA_ Sorted me tickets rapid, coming only here for spares

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i smell weed in public and start looking around like i’m lost

A late Puskas entry? @Bootle_FC’s Ste Edmondson with a cracker.

@honeymoon250 Sleep

What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?

@thenihiin 17 xxxtentacion

Name an album where you can listen to every song from the beginning to the end and not have the urge to skip a song?

i wonder how far i would be in life if i would’ve just put ME first years ago

@ThaEuropeanLad 🤷🏼‍♂️

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We’ve had a number of questions over the last few weeks asking whether Chorley FC will be opening again on Christmas Day… and after talking with the team at the @ChorleyFCCF, the answer became very clear. Last year we heard from so many people who said that if we hadn’t opened our doors, they would have spent the day alone. That’s something we just couldn’t turn our backs on. So yes, we’re opening again this Christmas Day, from noon until 4pm. If you want somewhere to be, somewhere warm, friendly and full of a bit of Christmas spirit, you’ll be more than welcome at Victory Park. We’ll make sure you’ve got something to eat, a warm drink, and good company. We’ve got you, Chorley. 🖤🤍

Instead of doing the work for him, he guided and encouraged him.

One of your greatest lessons should be never to force anyone to be in your life. Do not force anyone to communicate, do not force anyone to love you, even friendships. If it breaks so be it, whatever that's meant for you will find it's way to you and won't go away.

i hate how people assume your life is easy just because you don't talk about the things you go through.

I'm glad the villain of the new Toy Story is a child's tablet. I hope the film conveys how screens eat up a child's hobbies, interests, literacy, ability to function socially. I hope it provokes millions of parents to think twice before making the iPad a babysitter.

Ok, first off, a Tiger…swimming in the ocean? Tigers don’t even like water. If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends. You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.