James Hook

@dapperlaughs Yeah, but what have the romans ever done for us?

Amount of people saying “Stay & fight”, like this is some war movie. You cant fight. You cant even protest without being called racist. & Fight who? How? The whole country is fucked, the water companies robbed us & dumped shit in the water, you can’t swim anywhere you’ll get ill & die. The country is literally a shit hole. The councils are bankrupt & cant even fix a pot hole & charge you council tax for the privilege of doing fuck all while robbing you. Moneys taxed, cars taxed, petrols taxed, booze, food EVERYTHING is taxed, then if you manage to save enough money after its been taxed to buy a house you get taxed on that, then if you die and pass it to your kids that gets taxed. They literally want everything from the working man while they hide their money. Its a con, we are being conned. & We are about to get taxed even more. NHS is fucked. Cost of living fucked. Interest rates are fucked, & we got years of it getting worse before it gets better. Londons a hell hole & unsafe after dark. I hate it. The men think they are women, kids are encouraged to think about their sexuality & gender. Our soldiers are getting stabbed. Our police are pussies & the ones that aint get fired. & that aint even getting started on illegal immigration, thats getting worse. If my country ever needed me to actually fight id be there, 100%, but i ain’t gambling the lifes of my three daughters in the mean time, & even if they did survive growing up here for what? To live in a shit hole full of fucking wierdo’s. No thanks. Where would i go? Somewhere with a backbone, a bit of sun & with less risk of your kids getting murderd, like Australia, Russia or fucking North Korea. I whole heartedly encourage anyone with young kids that have the ability to leave to do so. Todays events in Southport have rocked me to the core, im sat here looking at my daughters feeling sad. You can still work on trying to get your voice heard while your kids are safe. I want my kids to live not survive.

@SpursIad @England @mattywright

@JamesCleverly Grow up.

I wonder where Starmer got that idea from? #CaptainHindsight

@christhebarker @mattywright

"I like sandwiches too Mr Sunak…"

@EllisGenge open.spotify.com/show/34mXWuUCE…

Long car journey any new podcast recommendations? I like debates,conspiracies, anything abit mental suits me… ta

@nieltown @Just0lly

Heavy is the butt that poops the pant

Pot. Kettle. Black. Blokes. A. Cunt.

@Conservatives Is that one of those beaches covered in human shit?

Don't wake up to this on 5th July.

@Conservatives Pathetic

They're watching.

Independence Day 2.0

@townsendyesmate @frankie_1310

I just love a parody account….

@AdamCSharp @Just0lly

Better names for existing things, number 1… DISCO CHICKEN

@frankie_1310 @MrRoryReid 👀

Mrs has texted to say she’s driven the car into a post in a car park. Has asked me not to be mad when she gets home. Have already replied “don’t worry love, I’m sure it’s not bad”, but it will be, or she’d have tried to hide it. Car’s basically written off, I’m sure of it.

@GusTheFox @mattywright

“Come on old boy, let’s get you to the glue factory”

@historyinmemes Incorrect. This is @gregjames

In a Roman Osteria (1866) by the Danish painter Carl Bloch. The patron who commissioned the painting was a merchant named Moritz G. Melchior, who is shown talking to two gentlemen in the background. Bloch actually drew himself into the painting and is the man with his back turned, looking menacingly at the individual who is supposedly flirting with the two women at his table. He is backed up by his cat.

Disappointed to miss out this year. I’ll be working hard to get that top spot next year.

@frankie_1310 @_fernfernfern So this is what heartbreak and betrayal feels like!

heartbreak of the season, gone but never forgotten, our precious queen, forever in our hearts, saku we love u #GBBO

@I_amMukhtar Donated. Good luck and all the best to the SYM movement.

@brian_bilston @frankie_1310