Jamie McLeish

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Jamie McLeish

Jamie McLeish

@JamieM_Imagine

Debut novelist, self-publishing soon. Two-dog parent with a sense of humour.

United Kingdom Katılım Eylül 2024
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Jamie McLeish@JamieM_Imagine·
This still is from the trailer for my upcoming book. My ‘good guys’ are about to board the plane and head out on a high-stakes mission, from their base in the Crans-Montana plateau. The shot is inspired by The Expendables, but these guys aren't mercenaries and they defintely aren't 'normal' soldiers.
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Matthew Modine
Matthew Modine@MatthewModine·
REPOST by Monday, June 1 for a chance to win this signed 5"x5" mini print of my Kubrick Director's Chair photo taken with my Rolleiflex on the set of FULL METAL JACKET in 1986! I'll pick one winner at random and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck! If you'd like to support the @FMJDiary project and exhibition, you can purchase one of these signed mini prints here: ebay.us/m/TeCqI9
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Yesterday I had a tooth extracted. When it was time, I grabbed the chair rails and braced myself for the big needle. I was fearful, predicting pain from a mishap years ago. But there was none. There was tugging and crunching; gross but fleeting. Afterwards I saw my hands shaking. My hands don’t shake. I almost felt shame. I was a bit out of it too, but underneath I felt relief. I paid the receptionist a small ransom and left. The drive home was long, navigating crazy variable speed limits with half my face numb. I took a couple of wrong turns, but I just focused on the road and kept reminding myself the bad tooth was gone. All that from a simple extraction. I can only imagine what major surgery must be like.
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Ryan
Ryan@offgriddesigner·
Why do @metoffice meteorologists look so smug if climate change really is an existential crisis? Surely they should exhibit fear, rather than display duper’s delight after every lie.
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Woke up thinking about Niles and Daphne. Niles’ naughty infatuation was comedy gold. Down the line we were on the edge of our seats, rooting for them to get together. Great writing. I think my mind is telling me to make sure my characters are just as compelling. Right, back to work then!
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Jamie McLeish@JamieM_Imagine·
Just enjoyed a mega pint of Cosmpolitan. (Yeah and I had a tooth taken out today. I am bonkers me.)
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Jamie McLeish@JamieM_Imagine·
Is it still a cocktail if you have it in a mega glass, as tall as a pint?
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Crewkerne Gazette
Crewkerne Gazette@CrewkerneGaz·
Carol Vorderman has a blocked toilet and calls for a plumber to come and unblock it. The plumber is Reform UK’s Robert Kenyon who quickly identifies the cause of the issue, but it’s no easy task. {satire}
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Jamie McLeish@JamieM_Imagine·
@offgriddesigner @hammondweather The weather reports are specific about the temperature in the South East reaching 33°C. I wonder which of the 100 non-existent weather stations will deliver the data for them.
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Ryan@offgriddesigner·
These people are not meteorologists. The modern breed of weather forecasters like @hammondweather are nothing more than sponsored scaremongers masquerading as experts. Shameless.
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Jamie McLeish@JamieM_Imagine·
@ThrillaRilla369 I've never been arrested for DUI but there is this one time back in the mid-90s, when I drove my friends up to the shop to buy more loopy juice. A lone police officer noticed us. He was about 20' away and he said, "Don't drink too much" and walked away. True non-story, story.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Who else can honestly say they have never had a DUI I'll wait 🙋‍♂️ 🍻
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Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
Does anyone else ever use bread for their burgers or am I just poor? 😂
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Jamie McLeish@JamieM_Imagine·
This is the that stuff can unite nations. Empirical evidence at last. Who would've thought Pittsburgh would've done this with one of their sandwiches? And you brought this to our attention. Nobel Peace Prize is deserved right here. 🤲
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