Jamie Dagg

Is This Plausible? I am Morgan Macsweeney I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland I hold a top-secret security clearance I own a mobile phone I use this phone to conduct Government Business I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson My phone is tracked by GCHQ There are protocols for officials using personal phones to conduct Government business My communications are monitored to ensure they are not intercepted My phone is "stolen" a month after Lord Mandelson is sacked The police do not investigate The phone is not tracked down The police are too busy to track down the phone the most senior member of the Prime Minister's team - someone with a top-secret security clearance I do not contact my service provider to block the stolen phone I do not consider asking GCHQ to do this as a national security priority I do not ask for a replacement sim I do not buy a new phone I do not activate my new phone with the new sim I do not log-in to my Google account I do not select "Restore" I do not download WhatsApp I do not recover my messages Nobody, ever, who had their phone stolen was ever able to get their messages back. @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL STUPID? It is the cover-up that will take you down

@jimthegiant Depends on if this results in a dramatically cut price for his book, think that curiosity probably has limits while the book is still full price

The sad reality of the attention economy is all of this is free publicity for MattGPT, his followers won’t read this as discrediting but instead “the liberal elite” are trying to suppress the book because its dangerous. Its a perfect loop and this is where Matt is intelligent, he studied the far right, he knows that the idea of “suppressing the truth” is potent marketing material to sell to a very loyal far right audience. Smart guy, but using his intelligence for evil

Contrast this with what the Guides said in 2018, from their now-deleted page: “It’s been really disappointing to read and hear comments that suggest the inclusion of trans children and young people in Girlguiding somehow puts our other members at risk.” “It is quite frankly disturbing that people assume that a trans child is a threat to others or that they would want to harm their Girlguiding friends. But we do also recognise that there are legitimate concerns and queries around the practicalities of self-identifying girls sharing sleeping and bathroom facilities, and that’s why we offer bespoke guidance for any leader who is looking to run an activity, like a camp, that’s going to involve a trans child.” web.archive.org/web/2023062111…

This mobile phone is vital to the Mandelson scandal. The Labour Prime Minister’s then Chief of Staff says it was stolen. This Labour Secretary of State told the public that the theft happened months before the Mandelson scandal. Turns out that’s not true. Why did he lie?

That said, the world is insane and nothing seems to matter any more so who knows

Can't speak for the other areas but there's not a chance in hell companies are going to want to outsource legal risk to an AI that can hallucinate and cost them crazy money or send someone to jail. Sure it might in theory be able to, but no sane company is going to adopt it.

@cellophanebee Hating the state of our public transport I can fully feel your pain, commuting kills me every time! Enjoy relaxing now

i finally made it home !

Capping ground rent but not service charge. Capping vet prescription costs but not vet appointments. Calling for de-escalation in the Middle East but letting the US use British bases to bomb Iran. Labour likes to identify the problem but always seems to duck meaningful solutions

We were specifically told by Steve Reed on Sunday the theft pre-dated the issues relating to Mandelson. I’m going to say it again. This is a blatant cover-up. And Ministers - from the Prime Minister down - are openly lying about it.

Zack Polanski calls Chancellor’s response to fears about cost of living 'unbelievably weak' - latest manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/cost-of-l…

Yeah sure let's let a guy known to be influencing governments around the financial crash to help his mates in but this time lets mysteriously lose all of his messages along with his protégé's HMM SEEMS LEGIT

"Too busy to investigate if state secrets have been stolen" feels way too convenient here to be honest. Is anyone buying this blatant corruption covering up McSweeney and Mandelson colluding on Epstein links and meddling on public policy?

@cellophanebee He doesn't deserve a fun fact like that, petition to donate the lemur to Bambi

@Jamie_Dagg me too and i’m also forcing myself to forget he has a lemur named after him (i love lemurs)

you have been radicalised by right-wing propaganda. your brain is rotten

I’m sorry but what do people think he’s doing in Cuba

Obviously trans women aren't going through long periods of transitioning and being treated like outcasts just to assault people in bathrooms, men do that enough already without the extra hassle. But it's a complete tangent to apply that to kids even under that false logic!

The grossest part about this is the main argument TERFs (wrongly) use against trans people is that them accessing women's spaces leaves women open to danger and sexual assault. How does banning trans kids from guides even come close to making that happen?

A major victory here for the most repellent psychos of British politics and media, I guess

@AaronBastani McSweeney exit hasn't stopped the Labour right being emboldened. Figures like Tapp and Akehurst are going to try filling that vacuum- honestly let them! Labour deserves to go the way of the dinosaurs.

They’re still trying their best to stay below 16% by looks of it.

Labour are up 2%, and very much stabilising after they jettisoned the moronic Morgan McSweeney. Suspect too late for Starmer, who’s political demise can be attributed to the Labour right, but shows how fluid things can be.