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To all the Olympic silver medalists out there who hang their medals on their mantles with pride, it pains me to inform you that you've been defeated and you suck.

How very convenient that Angela Rayner sorts out her tax evasion issues just in time to have a punt at the leadership

@trumpetlill @atrupar @drodvik52

@atrupar @drodvik52

Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"

@ltreidy67 @jamie_davison1 He's got a right hook like a traction engine!

Scenes that nobody wants to see @jamie_davison1

It's amazing how quickly the Underground returns to normal service after a strike. The tramps are already back to their begging stations

@LNER Done 🙂

@Jammers Thank you, can you DM me a screenshot of the email please? Thank you, ^Nicholas twitter.com/messages/compo…

@LNER I got an email from you today saying I could rearrange travel booked for Saturday to an earlier day with no admin fee, but the prices quoted for alternate travel on Friday still include the admin fee

@LNER This is for Saturday coming (25/04)

@Jammers Hi, because of the disruption, you can use your ticket for Saturday up until and including today, with no fees. If you did not travel because your service was cancelled, you can get a refund from your point of purchase. ^Nicholas

@Jammers Is it that, or is your already limited patience being stretched thinner?

I swear down there are some seriously fucking retarded people in this world

@ltreidy67 I'm sure they're getting stupider

@Jammers Ah, how I've missed your rants at the general public.

@ScarbsTech If you can drive an F1 car with a normal wing on the ceiling, would an upside down wing allow it to drive on the floor?

First analysis, Ferrari reportedly running their rear wing upside down... #F1

The radio has just given a birthday shout out to Alan Cummings, saying that he's the host of the American version Traitors, which somewhat overlooks his most famous role...

Another addition to the Nigel Farage Reform Home for Retired Conservatives

I do like that we're heading to a new age of privateering

Well, so much for money.

@NorthEast_CA Bring back @SunAirshow

Overnight Visitor Levy, have your say. ⬇️ 🗣️ By bringing in a small charge on every stay we can generate millions to make the North East the best place to visit. 📍 And every penny raised here will stay right here. So what events would you like to see that money spent on? 💬

@khamenei_ir You first

The US President who judges arrogantly about the whole world should know that tyrants & arrogant rulers of the world, such as Pharaoh, Nimrod, Mohammad Reza [Pahlavi] & other such rulers saw their downfall when they were at the peak of their hubris. He too will fall.

@ltreidy67 @anon_opin Is a reason even needed?

@anon_opin @Jammers Finally a reason to have a medieval feast.

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.