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@dannywallace Tragically, the arsecandle will become a peer in Richi’s leaving honours.

We have much to thank Michael Gove for. All of it his decision to step down.

Never a red card! Let’s stop making refereeing decisions by all-mo replays with a booing home crowd. Or shall we rewatch that fwd pass from Ireland too? #IREvENG

@SixNationsRugby Never a red! Stop making decisions based on slo-mo replays, and play it in real time! (And a lovely fwd pass by Ireland leading into it too)

A narrow lead for Ireland at the break. #IREvENG | #SuperSaturday ⚡️

#StandWithGaryLineker @GaryLineker

@SteveBartlettSC I think @robdelaney or @VancityReynolds would be incredibly insightful, inspirational and intriguing guests to have on the podcast.

Absolutely mad. The Diary Of A CEO is Apple’s most followed show, Most downloaded show and Most shared episode of 2022!!! Thank you to everyone that tunes in - it’s hard to understand, but we’re truly grateful. Who should we have on the show in 2023?! 👀 Suggestions below👇🏾

@iszi_lawrence Yup.

Anyone else getting the black paint ad constantly on their social feeds?

@stuheritage I suspect there would be a lot more marching powder involved though.

@prodnose It is perhaps the only honest thing that he has ever uttered.

Johnson says again he has "no intention to resign." So surely that means he is going to resign, no? Or have we got his whole character wrong?

@stuheritage He’ll be bringing them a cup of tea in his PJs in a minute.

BREAKING: Nadine Dorries announced as Chancellor of Health, Culture, Media, Sport, Environment, Transport, Defence, Work Events, Reshuffles & Feeding the Cat.

@MitchBenn It’s even more brutal, he’s stabbing him in the front!

Apparently when Boris gets back to No 10 he’ll find Shapps Lewis and ZAHAWI telling him the cabinet want him out. So less than 24 hours after Zahawi blackmailed him into giving him the Chancellor gig he’s stabbing him in the back. Bet even Gove is impressed.

@stuheritage It’s less greasy than the main headlines.

@TonyCowards I was cheery this morning to the guy serving me in Pret. He was clearly having a hectic morning, and appreciated my smile and positivity. He took a breath and smiled, then gave me my coffee for free. We all left happier.

Life has been a bit unrelenting recently so please share your stories of loveliness and positive things that you’ve seen or have happened to you.

@RealTimVine It will resinate with some.

Can we stick to English words? #wordle

@boobygraffoe No way, because I use all of those things for none of my passwords. Nice try.

@BaterRoadTrip @nytimes I got it in 4. Probably use the word once a month, if not more, but I guess it is slightly obscure/niche.

@clairywoowoo The Happy Little Podcast.

@JosieLong Pink = tint of red, purple is violet (and indigo = dark blue), turquoise between green & blue so present but unnamed, brown is an amalgam of hues & not standalone on the electromagnetic spectrum, silver & gold are reflective properties. I am fun at parties.

Wordle 235 4/6 - Ironically, not funny. ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 233 6/6 - won’t lie, kinda shat myself there. 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩