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@Uzonna7 The best scene from Cheers is Woody singing the song ‘Kelly’ to his girlfriend. That will always make me laugh!! 🤭

The Cheers hat scene is funnier than every ‘that’s what she said’ combined. One dime bet. One perfect con. Zero filler. Fight me in the replies. This is the Mount Rushmore of sitcom moments. 🎬🎥 Cheers (S01E19) 🔥❤️😂

@JasonKPargin Your capitalization in this tweet. 🧑‍🍳 💋

The greatest dread you can feel as an adult is when you've been ignoring a problem or situation for a long time with the unspoken assumption It's Probably Fine, then all at once you are forced to look at it closely and you are gobsmacked by the True State of It.

@brianfauteux Lois Hole Library on the west end is so beautiful and quiet! Highly recommend for a work space.

Edmonton Public Libraries would blow your mind

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@netflix So charming!

This is a Gardening Show with Zach Galifianakis Now on Netflix.

@anjreamakes Or ‘no, no, no, no, please no’ over and over again!

If I was a goalie I would spend the entirety of overtime just going “ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod” under my breath

@JuryDutyPresent @tacobell He was amazing in the second season of ‘Kevin Can F Himself’. I hope I see him do more comedy!!

The crossover we absolutely knew we needed @tacobell

@cspotweet I feel like that could be hyperbolic but also feels 100% correct. 🥅

Strong first period again from the Oilers. But beware the second period, where the Ducks have outscored Edmonton 37-1 this series, or so it seems.

Oilers fans after another multi-goal first period lead.

@ThatEricAlper The hidden track on Alanis’ Jagged Little Pill. IYKYK

Every great album needs a perfect ending. What is the single greatest closing track ever put on a record? The one that makes you sit in silence when it's done?

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@OilersNation @mattmackmedia That was awesome!! Thank you for sharing!!

Buckle up, folks, because Edmonton is about to take off. An incredible edit shared with us by @mattmackmedia #LetsGoOilers

@CinemaTweets1 I saw this at the drive in with my dad and brothers. Core memory!

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is another Rick Moranis movie that kind of helped define my childhood. I could quote this movie from start to finish. Back when owning Cable matter, this was on constantly. I’m glad Moranis is returning to acting with the Spaceballs sequel. He’s the best.

@Fintech00 Go Outside. Bake with them (without worrying about a mess) and playdoh!!!

Dear parents of toddlers between 2-5 years old....How u guyz are keeping them busy without giving Smartphone? Throw some Ideas plz.

@omgsidewalks My mom made spaghetti sauce with veggies from her garden. So spaghetti sauce was the vegetable

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti???

@BellaBaddie__ If you have a jade roller - roll around your eyebrows with firm pressure. Similar to what acupuncture does. Also salt and caffeine combo. Lots of both!

how do you fix a headache without medicine ? because nothing is working at this point.

@stephenRB4 I have one audio book, one nightstand book and one purse book.

Can you read multiple books simultaneously or are you a one read at a time person? I’m currently juggling three 📚

@80s_Kidz It was most definitely Wednesdays because we would watch it at my dad’s and we were with him Wednesday nights. 🥹

Watching The Wonder Years on a sunday evening as a kid, signalling the weekend was nearly over 😔

@Jameswriter371 Same. But I go to the library. It’s free! Still! In this economy.

I know it makes no sense financially, but I need to read from a real book. I tried ebooks, but can’t do it. What say you??