Miss Moggy

@firstdirect looking for corporate volunteers at Oxfam Batley to help the cause, can someone contact me please? Tyi

Dear ladies' pyjama manufacturers, why do you think we don't want pockets in the bottoms like blokes do? We do want them! Sort it out will ya!

@charlie__hunna I have watched a lot of series based on killers, but I have to say your portrayal of Ed chills me to my bones. Bravo sir!

@missdianemorgan just binged watched the new series of Mandy. So very funny, just like all the rest. A triumph in comedy!

@nsandihelp hi, how long does it take for funds to reach your bank account after withdrawal, please?

@NoContextBrits You're my wife now

Hello, Dave.

@charliersmith1 Well done you, it is so much more difficult if you have mental health issues.

This may not seem like a big deal, but today I reached exactly 4 and a half years of sobriety - proud of how far I’ve come! 😊

@ian_lawman so love your series help my house is haunted with Jayne and Barri. So very interesting, especially with all the history Jayne finds out. Completely fascinated.

@charliersmith1 Good for you! Stuff the sad little people who are nasty.

Over the past week, I’ve been called a whale, and told I shouldn’t be wearing such ‘tight fitting’ clothes So, instead of letting it get to me, I bought some new ‘tight fitting’ clothes and proudly showed them off 😊

@JoannaLumleyUK Highly amusing!

Are we all enjoying #Amandaland? Catch it on BBC One and BBV iPlayer ❤️

@supertanskiii He can only have 2 terms in office?

I can’t believe we’ve got to listen to this inarticulate, rambling, thick as shit fucking MELON ramble on for the next four years (at least).

@Keir_Starmer my sister is dying from cancer laid in a corridor in Lancaster A&E. I have rung the hospital and they cannot do any more. My sister is only 67. Please help, I don't know what else to do as I am so far away. I have nowhere else to turn.

@RevRichardColes You were fab. Especially loved the exorcise remark..chuckled for some minutes at that!

@BoyGeorge The simpletons

@zerochills Actually, in theory all an egg needs to start evolving is a hole in made in it, which is what the sperm does. If you do this without sperm you create a clone of yourself...

Thoughts?

@reece_dinsdale I'm still here, I like your ethos.

Lost over 500 followers today on Twitter I don’t mind. It’s either bot accounts folding… or good people closing their accounts so that they may find somewhere better than here to spend their time or spread their love. Go well, good people!

@zerochills Go somewhere else lady!

Thoughts?

@reece_dinsdale Right on. Some of us do still have some decent values in life and don't just think about themselves all the time.

All I’m gonna do now is hang on to any humanity I can find on here & stay close to the people I feel safe with. The new order can do whatever they like… but they cannot destroy our unity & our belief in what’s good & right & honest & fair. Let them do their worst. Fuck ‘em!

@reece_dinsdale That is an excellent question. Also, how can a woman of 52 look like she is 82?!

Dame Therese Coffey. Why exactly? For what?

@g_gosden Deffo not her..the woman in the video is smiling for a start!