Janoshik Ltd

@pepguide Apologies, we're upgrading hard while being DDOSed, but it should be all good now 😊

Waiting for @Janoshik_Ltd to come back online.

@wikipetedia @JayCampbell333 Our books are published online with government authorities, as is required of registered companies our size in EU, smart guy.

@Janoshik_Ltd @JayCampbell333 🤣🤣 do you not understand that discovery is? You want to open your books? Idiots

@JayCampbell333 I think you will appreciate just how serious we. Have a good day.

@JayCampbell333 So, you better put your money where your mouth is and provide compelling evidence, issue apology on your main page or wait for my legal team to get in touch. Which will it be?

@solothesensei @BowTiedHRT @_TomHoward God, I hate Twitter. Come discuss at Thinksteroids.com I am familiar with that platform and I choose that. I'm not going to suffer this platform when I'm going to school you for free.

@solothesensei @BowTiedHRT @_TomHoward 1. The literal NIST, the highest authority there is, has their database full of "GCMS for esterified steroids" such as #Mass-Spec" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">webbook.nist.gov/cgi/cbook.cgi?… 2. Like I said, the literal spectrum posted is NOT HPLC, but GCMS. Which indeed is the orthogonal way of confirming.

DHT Enanthate. Edit: the bounty is now $1800!! @_TomHoward agreed to toss in $600. LFG!! There’s been a lot of hype on here over the last year or so about this magical mystery estered DHT molecule. I am not unconvinced that a boutique laboratory has manufactured it here or there, but I don’t think the people who think they have it, actually have it. I’ve sent 4 samples of my client’s “DHT Enth” to the mass spectrometer and all four have been: Surprise, Masteron Enth. So here’s the deal, I and @CoffeeBlackMD are offering a $1200 bounty payable in the cryptocurrency of your choice for a single valid sample of DHTE. Janoshik the hack says he doesn’t have the reference ranges for it which reaffirms to me that he has no clue what he’s doing with his mass spectrometer. So if you want to make $1000 and you think you have a valid sample of DHTE, get in touch with and send it to: contact@bioregen.com I’ve already spoken with them, they need 1 mL of the compound for the assay. The $1200 will cover the testing, the mailing, compensate you for your lost milliliter, and net you $1000 in profit. Prove me wrong. I’m looking forward to apologizing for not believing the hype and paying the bounty when we see it.

@solothesensei @BowTiedHRT @_TomHoward 3. I don't think letting something be a water under the bridge benefits my argument, when it does accurately show you lack theoretical understanding and practical experience with the topic. 4. GCMS doesn't break ester linkages. GC retention time doesn't work like that either.

I explained the science behind my point and your best response is “everyone else is doing it hence it’s OK”? Anyway brother let’s take a step back from hurling insults. Benefits no one. All things considered I believe you are a net force for good and you’ve done a lot to bring good QA/QC to the industry It was really only the HPLCs for DHTP and DHTE (done without reference standards) I found unethical and I’ve explained why Maybe you had some proprietary way of orthogonally confirming it without reference standards? I will give you the benefit of doubt to explain As for the GCMS, let that be water under the bridge. I’m more interested in your take on the scientific conclusion - knowing that GCMS breaks ester linkages, why was there DHT and drostanolone enanthate but no drostanolone base? Only explanation was that the “drostanolone enanthate” was the closest thing you had in your library to DHT enanthate, and the sample was actually DHT enanthate.

@solothesensei @BowTiedHRT @_TomHoward You are not only incredibly stupid, you are confident in your stupidity! Everyone can look up THOUSANDS of GCMS spectra of esterified steroids online and confirm you a fool.

You are the dimwit who did a GCMS on an esterified compound. Any analytical chemist worth his salt knows better than to do that because it vaporizes the sample. That’s the last thing you want to do to an esterified compound because it breaks the ester bond and beats the purpose of you testing for it

@berkekrcm @solothesensei @BowTiedHRT @_TomHoward I don't know, I haven't validated the MS/MS assay. Do you think the analytical lab conducting the assay did ensure no cross with drostanolone, non naturally occurring compound of the same group? Was there only drostanolone detected by our assay? Might as well be possible.

@Janoshik_Ltd @solothesensei @BowTiedHRT @_TomHoward will the serum dht (lc-ms/ms) levels of someone using drostanolone enanthate increase ?

@solothesensei @BowTiedHRT @_TomHoward We do have a reference standard for drostanolone, though and we can tell whether there is something that *might* be DHT enanthate or not. But you are a dimwit who can't tell GCMS spectra from HPLC, so I feel any knowledge is wasted on you.

@BowTiedHRT @_TomHoward Janoshik the hack indeed. He doesn’t just not have the reference range for it, he doesn’t even have the reference standards for it All of us have been lauding him as the paragon of analytical testing but I’m convinced he’s a fraud Not the first time he has cheated

@0xexpt @bowtiedeggplant Is Bioregen a real registered lab with company ID etc etc?

@bowtiedeggplant Waiting for bioregen. If it's indeed DHTE, I will publicly apologize

Have never sold anything to this individual He tried to reach out to me about a DHTE source And I blocked him on Telegram when he wasn’t satisfied that I didn’t want to give him a source (since I don’t have one obviously) Here’s the receipts of this lowlife scums behaviour crying to me like a little bitch

@bowtiedeggplant @0xexpt We do have reference standards for drostanolone though :)

@0xexpt Also everyone knows Janoshik doesn’t have reference standards for DHTE You ready to start apologizing yet or?

@CoffeeBlackMD @0xexpt @BowTiedHRT @bowtiedeggplant Exactly!

You either have an m/z spike at 415 on the LCMS or … you don’t. And mast with an m/z at 417 can be picked out even with low resolution assays. Figuring out if it’s primo-E or DHT-E specifically will require one of those samples run through the set up to get a retention time. That will differentiate primo-E from DHT-E. You’d need the DHT-E sample to feel 100% confident but … if you’re told the sample is DHT-E and there is a spike at 415 and the retention time doesn’t correlate with primo-E very very good chance it’s DHT-E but if not …

The results came back and @BowTiedHRT was right ; it wasn’t DHTE .. it was masteron This was bought from @bowtiedeggplant so if anyone also bought or planning to ; beware! As someone else (won’t tag) said, there is currently only ONE known source of legit injectable DHTE.

@solothesensei @0xexpt @BowTiedHRT @bowtiedeggplant Right above you is not HPLC, but GCMS. Dumbass.

I would not put too much weight in any HPLC test by Janoshik. In at least 2 other instances, DHTE and DHTP were wrongly tested by Jano. When pressed, Jano revealed he did not use any reference standards. That’s basically the most important thing in a HPLC purity test. In other words, he’s a fraud who wanted to make a quick buck. To the trained eye, it did not even pass the smell test. A reference standard for DHTE/DHTP would cost far more than what he charges for the test