Jaquinton Hassleberry
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Jaquinton Hassleberry
@JaquinOff
I have the secrets to the universe so im never wrong





Los Pollos is a fat, degenerate, gambling retard who sits around eating and watching TV on stream. This 50 IQ moron has the nerve to talk shit about complex political and cultural commentary that he knows nothing about. This idiot combines three things I hate in one person: obesity, stupidity, and degeneracy (gambling). This lardass needs to shut the fuck up.





Kevin McGonigle and the Detroit Tigers have agreed to an 8-year, $150 million contract extension, per @BNightengale Detroit locks up one of the best young hitters in the game 🐅


Ryan Mountcastle (foot) placed on 60-day IL.




This is one of the wildest MLB stats I have seen in a very long time... Bobby Witt Jr. has reached base 30 times this season, and been left stranded 29 times (97%).










Anthony Kay on Jac Caglianone staring him down/saying a few things after he hit Caglianone as his last hitter in the 6th: "Those guys like to chirp a little bit it seems like. I don’t think we are going to take that anymore. We are going to go right at them."


People deadass wear anything on the b bus #nuke



















