Jared Chandler

@JDisJustin Justin nooooooooo 😭

I regret everything, but it had to be done

@haleshannon Waking Ned Devine has one of the silliest, most karmic payoffs ever

@Eyezak_M @olymasic I was wondering about that. What is it?

@olymasic WAIT HUH???!??!?!??!?!??!?!!? NO ONE TOLD ME THAT RARE PLANE WAS HERE

Pleasantly surprised about the impact the Astra makes on Salt Lake’s skyline

@AaronGundy La Brea tar pits are fun

@nihilists4jesus Curb Your Enthusiasm concurs

@scottew Shifting the Overton window for sure

In a negotiation a party will sometimes throw in a couple of outrageous demands just to anchor the other party to something wild and make the rest of the demands feel palatable. That's how I feel about the silliest bills in a legislative session—they create room for other stuff.

@HardcoreHistory This is what I expect to see in SLC in March

Got tired of looking at my fifty-something year old face. Temporarily choosing something that reminds me more of what I still expect to see when I look into the mirror (😂).

@seagulljaap It's incredible, and I'm still salty that Amy Adams wasn't so much as nominated for an Oscar

@m00nquaker Adjust the accent a bit and Marge from Fargo is the RS pres prototype

@m00nquaker We can only dream of air that clear

“Rasputin” plays over the LES PA. Announced: “let’s celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Cougar Tail!” 💀💀

@planetJoseph Joe’s is the best!

Legendary soup dumplings at Joe’s. Check ✅ Outrageously good. Plus a fun stroll in China town and down Canal street. You’ll need a walk after those dumplings anyway.

@jkimballcook To say nothing of an inland sea covering land that is 7000 ft above current sea levels

the great lakes are gonna dry up??

@seagulljaap So tragic, and absolutely wild that his FB page is just out there for everyone to see.

@AaronGundy Not sure what I was expecting when I unmuted that

@planetJoseph At this point you're just trying to make enemies

Berry and fruit pies can take a hike. Here are the best pies: Tied for first: pumpkin and pecan. End of list.

@_megconley Was once in an area with 2 active members. They were poor but fed us when they could. We often went hungry because our allowance wouldn’t hold us over. It was a burden on us AND the members

@AaronGundy Davis County, and probably still snowy, but there are cool spots at the top of Farmington Canyon

@adam_alba Charles McGill approves