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@JaredJaredMedia

Husband, Cat Dad, Pilot (drone), Son, Scientist, Photoshopper, Brother, CEO, Video Editor, Web Design, stuff For inquiries contact [email protected]

Chicago, Illinois Katılım Mart 2018
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Jared@JaredJaredMedia·
This [pinned] thread will serve as a lifelong list of things I despise: Pizza Hut Progressive Insurance Wayfair Nestle Hobby Lobby (congrats on making the top 5 guys)
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Nothing like a nice glass of peanut butter milk from @culvers, I feel like maybe it should be some type of policy that if someone is waiting 15+ min for their curdside order, at least make the ice cream again (or just tell them to come in and get it)
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽@JoshEakle·
Bill Clinton being in the Epstein files is pissing me off. What am I going to do with my... Clinton Bible Clinton flag Clinton coins Clinton steaks Clinton phone Clinton watch Clinton signs Clinton University degree Clinton sneakers??? I'm going to lose a fortune!!!
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Legion Hoops@LegionHoops·
ESPN just quietly removed their “ESPN Bet” logo during a segment on Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups’ gambling arrests this morning You can’t make this up. 💀💀💀
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@GovPressOffice Is it true people will be able to commute from Chicago O'Hare using Newsome Air?
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Governor Newsom Press Office
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice·
HUGE NEWS FOR “MY GUYS AND GALS”!!! NEWSOM UNIVERSITY IS OPENING VERY SOON. ENROLLMENT IS ALREADY THROUGH THE ROOF. EVERYBODY WANTS IN (EVEN THE LOSERS) BUT ONLY THE SMARTEST, MOST TALENTED STUDENTS WILL BE ACCEPTED (NO LOW IQ DING-DONGS LIKE JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE OR LAURA “LOW RATINGS” INGRAHAM). NEWSOM UNIVERSITY WILL BE THE MOST INCREDIBLE CAMPUS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, TRUST ME THAT I'VE HIRED THE BEST CONTRACTORS TO BUILD. COURSES INCLUDE THE ART OF "MAPS," HOW TO TRIGGER “SLUMPY” SEAN HANNITY (VERY EASY COURSE, DAY ONE!), ADVANCED HAIR GEL APPLICATION (TAUGHT BY THE BEST), AND HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL LIKE ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — AMERICA’S “HOTTEST” GOVERNOR (MANY PEOPLE SAY IT, NOT JUST ME!). DING DING, THE SCHOOLBELL RINGS — CLASSES START THIS FALL!!! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "THANK YOU! THANK YOU DEAR GOVERNOR!!!" TO WHICH I SAY, YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA!!! — GCN
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