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@klara_sjo Most ultra-processed junk uses a plethora of corn derived ingredients. They feed corn to cattle to get them ready for butchering...

How's your marbling coming along?

@EndLordpnp @JebraFaushay @Livid_Pigeon Nice! I'll have to try it.

@JasconiusGames @JebraFaushay @Livid_Pigeon It's equivalent to that spicy mayo at sushi restaurants.

Give me a single slice of ketchup, please. Just one sheet. Yeah you heard that right. It’s a thing now.

@EndLordpnp @JebraFaushay @Livid_Pigeon Mayo and Mustard I have done. Never tried Sriracha and Mayo though.

@JasconiusGames @JebraFaushay @Livid_Pigeon If you mix mayo and mustard before you slather them on it's the second best condiment. The first is if you mix mayo and Sriracha and slather it on.

@EndLordpnp @JebraFaushay @Livid_Pigeon I swear if they make a mayo version, I'm moving even further into the wilderness and you'll never hear from me again.

@JebraFaushay @Livid_Pigeon Now do mustard and mayo!

Thank you for asking. They fill me with rage, actually.

@TheMeleeJames It'll only be worth watching if his kid turns out to be Ugandan Knuckles.

Parody has become reality

@TheMeleeJames The industry chased profits and ruined ruined an entire generation of multiplayer gamers. The only hope is to get back to games with a focus on gaming with your friends. Local, P2P, and Couch multiplayer are the way forward.

What is there to debate? This is the fate of every new multiplayer game. New player mindset is to jump on the latest bandwagon & the vast majority drop it within a few months to move to the next flavor of the month.

@klara_sjo Peak

This and a glass of whole milk on a hot summer day.

@ClarksonsFarm1 If you see "Farmland of statewide importance" on the soil survey.

Which soil is best for growing crops?🌾

They're cloning quirkchungus scene girls in a lab like in Jurassic Park.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Red Power!

Home

@Cthulhu_Coffee You may not like it, but this is what peak writing performance looks like.

Writers… I haven’t tried this position but I’ve tried about every other. What’s your favorite position?

Without saying a word, show me how long you’ve been on the internet

@klara_sjo "And there you will serve gods of wood and stone, the work of human hands, that neither see, nor hear, nor eat, nor smell." -Deuteronomy 4:28

They are using machine learning technology to create an artificial God from the shadow of our collective psyche.

@KilianMuster @klara_sjo Nice! Removable media was insane back then. Felt like the wild west.

@JasconiusGames @klara_sjo I loved my SyQuest EZ HDD cartridge drive. It felt like unlimited storage.

This simple image triggered some kind of PTSD from my childhood. I fucking hated jumpers.

@Undoomed Agreed. I think the F/A-18 Carrier pilot with over 400 carrier arrested landings earned it. Respect! Reentry and Splashdown? You mean the part where there's nothing he can do to steer the craft? That guy knows nothing about space travel.

This is so idiotic. Charlie Kirk said he didn't trust people who got their jobs through DEI quotas. He had no problem with black pilots who got their jobs through being good at what they do. And neither do I.

There is no McTry. Only McDo.

@JeremyClarkson Oh but that's "green" weight. Totally different thing...

I wonder perhaps if maybe they could also look into the enormous weight of electric cars.

@KilianMuster @klara_sjo Oh. I was rocking one of these with my Performa back in the day.

@JasconiusGames @klara_sjo What? You never had to mess with these. Daisy chain an put on a terminator, done.