Jason

@DaftLimmy That’s funny.

I am so, so sorry to everybody who believed in me. But you were wrong. So that's your mistake, not mine. Therefore, I have decided to retract the apology given at the start of this paragraph, and it is in fact you who should be apologising, for making me say sorry, for nothing.

Please sit down for this devastating news regarding my new YouTube channel ClipsOfLimmy. I created the channel two weeks ago because I wanted to post several Twitch clips a day without annoying people on my main channel with spam. But after a few days of that, I decided...

@DaftLimmy Clothes are all furry, lint in a hurry.

@snoopcoopaloop @anportmor @Betgolfworld Your reply should go viral, brilliant mate 😂😂 👏 👏 👏

@anportmor @Betgolfworld Tree degrees? The mowtown singers from Ireland

Now that it's all over can we ask what on earth Nick Faldo was talking about whenever Rory was in the trees up 18? I actually wasn't fully listening but it sounded absolutely bonkers and the reaction from Co commentators was one of disbelief...

@DaftLimmy Great movie.

I watched In The Line Of Fire the other day and I really liked it. I'd seen bits before but never the whole lot. Good old 90s thriller. A bit cheesy. But very well paced. Yes, you heard me, I said well paced. The slow bits to calm things down never felt boring to me.

@TalkTalk Disgusting.

@Jason40748364 Hi there, @Jason40748364, I am so sorry to hear that you feel this way. Kindly send over a DM so that we can help. Elizabeth

@TalkTalk you are genuinely disgusting. No internet for a week, over 10 years with you, and you treat me like scum.

@DaftLimmy This is lovely.

It's Monday and I'll be streaming at 9:30am!

@DaftLimmy Watching your stream from Saturday night (can’t watch live due to the nightshifts!) an hour and a half in, and it’s my favourite stream ever.

@Tim_Burgess Corn Exchange will be a banger, underrated venue.

Got yourself a ticket in the pre-sale? 😉

@DaftLimmy Please can you do half hour reviews of unheard ‘Merican towns, and their streets, pubs, restaurants, cafe’s….. (On your You Tube channel) Up there wi Cilla by the way, maybe better.

Big changes to the stream this week, starting tomorrow. 😎👍

The commentating on this 😍

Is this the greatest header scored in football history?

"Best photo ever taken" 😍❤️

Let us make them famous. These two allegedly are the thugs that who set light to a £100,000 bus, which was completely destroyed. Cc @WestYorksPolice

Unbridled horror!!!!!

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This year’s UK Eurovision entry #EUROVISION #Eurovision2024 #thefastshow

It's like Benny Hill show! 😂

Let’s make her famous racially abusing people in the family stand @Boro ban her for life no place in football for it