Jason Atuhaire

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Now that you’re all looking at my timeline for updates, let me use this chance to ask you kindly to retweet this shoe until it reaches the person in whose foot it fits! FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS!

@NinyeTabz 🕺🕺🕺

I have confirmed that this was Chris Obore! He is in the Mbuya basement as I tweet this!

@AzawiOfficial Tabz kumapesa 😂😂

Champion 🙌🏾

@NinyeTabz Watching everything unfold🙌🙌🙌

BREAKING NEWS: In an operation that started at around 11pm last night, all aides to Annet Anita Among were disarmed and replaced with totally new faces! The commanders of the operation left after 3am with the old guards aboard the truck that brought the new ones!

@bamwinejnr Poets will always be better than rappers. Mr. Morale any day

I can’t believe there are people who think Drake is better than Kendrick Lamar…

@NinyeTabz Tabz, you have the TL by the neck! You run the streets 🙌

News coming in shows that Nameere Justin has been (the state does not abduct; it arrests - Major Gen Felix Kulayigye) arrested! This tweet has been made on 15th May 2026 at 21:30pm

@Ntalebrian22 There's some guy who's always referring to most Ugandans as low IQ people and the comments section proves him right. People can neither read nor watch videos but rush to commenting!!! 🤦🤦

Ali mulyanyama failed to swear-in in English and requested to use Luganda which was declined. This is so embarrassing to NUP. Those who said he can't speak English, it's time you come here and cash out. You guys were right. He can't, he has embarrassed us😢

@TansuYegen What do you mean "clear Africa" The only continent that's bigger than Africa is Asia, next time put respect on it.

Bulldozers clear Africa as trash piles outpace crews 🚜

@SpireJim The lady's right hand has four (4) fingers, minus the obvious baby's feet

Soon (around July), our short certificate course in Critical Thinking and Social Intelligence will be rolled out. Among other skills it will sharpen, is how to critically analyse information we come across, and how to read beyond what seems obvious. A critical thinker with social intelligence, for instance, would easily see the red flags in this picture. TEST: Look keenly and tell me what makes it suspicious

Let me know when you find the girl. She seems committed to her studies. Riding a bicycle in the rain! Bless her! Let me know when u find her. Im ready to pay her school fees in boarding until she is done with her studies!

Naye baana mwe, akagaambo IKR ne SMH butegeeza ki?? On a company WhatsApp group this afternoon, I was following a conversation of two Gen z and I saw them using those bu abbreviations mbu #IKR nakalala mbu #SMH ,when I asked them what they meant nebasilika…atte sigwegusoose, I have exited both of them from the group until they tell me. Sagaala kamamyiiro. What if they abuse me nga simanyi. Stop using words that can’t be understood by old people!! We shall deny you an inheritance!!

Together we can shape Kampala into a city we all desire to have

@Inyas2525 @Jackkk Have you been to Africa you yourself? If not, shut the fuck up!!

@Jackkk People think he’s exaggerating, but Starlink is the first time in history you can literally be in Antarctica, Africa, or the middle of the ocean and still be online. It’s honestly incredible

MrBeast reveals once enough airlines start using Starlink, he’ll only book flights that have it “Oh this flight has an extra hour layover? I don’t care, there’s Starlink. I’ll sit in the back of the plane if it gives me Starlink. I really don’t care, Starlink is amazing” “Most people listening probably haven’t used it but for reference when I filmed in Antarctica the only way to get any signal was Starlink. We had this four hour drive in the middle of Africa, you put Starlink on top of the car and you get perfect signal the entire ride” “And I think what Elon Musk is accomplishing with SpaceX, there’s no doubt it’s going to fundamentally progress humanity in unfathomable ways. In our lifetime, someone’s going to go to Mars thanks to SpaceX, I really do believe that”

@DaudiKabanda You don't know where they stay? I see you went and picked Besigye, Eddie Mutwe etc...

@rigathi One old man has ruined East Africa. The script is the same all around the neighbouring countries

I thank God for His Mercy and Kindness. I thank the residents of Othaya for helping my private security to evacuate me to safety. I am now safe having just arrived at my Wamunyoro residence. I request thousands of my supporters waiting for me in Othaya Town and Kiawara to peacefully go home as our vehicles have been disabled and sound systems dismantled. Please note that the killler squad backed by the local police are all over the two venues and we don’t know their intention after failing to assassinate me inside a church. My gratitude to all leaders and the people of Kenya for coming out to condemn this heinous act by Mr. William Ruto. God is in control and his power surpases that of William Ruto.

Knowing when stages come to an end. Knowing when to say goodbye when you feel that you will be remembered and respected forever. Four months to give my all for this badge and for our goal. Eternal respect and affection for Manchester United and its wonderful fans. Forever Red Devil.

@ShamimNambassa Phweee 😤😤😤.... Well in Docto!! Go serve your people. You're destined for greatness Shamim.

We have been declared after putting up a big fight