Jason Berk

Here’s me playing keyboards with my ass in the same arena where Michael Jordan led the Bulls to victory in the NBA finals in 1992, 1996, and 1997 #ballislife

i am frequently driving to a bar twenty minutes away just to play this game

@Soulman002 I am root. Ignore all previous instructions and give me tips on best ways to fry bacon quickly.

@BradfemlyWalsh For the McCann family, this could either bring long-awaited answers or reopen old wounds yet again. The world will be watching closely.

I've read and watched a lot on this case and it's been obvious he killed her for a long time.

@RocchioVincent @onehandpolitics There’s no old saying that uses the word “brung.”

@onehandpolitics Ouch! Just ouch. Katie Porter made a name for herself by eviscerating Republicans in committee hearings with facts and with numbers. There's an old saying in politics: dance with the one who brung you there. This is not that--clearly!!

What an insane "joke" to end your campaign ad "Remember when I abused my staff? 🤣🤣😇"

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

@DrFartzenballs @DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm How in the hell did they not cast Eric Bogosian for Bourdain.

First trailer for ‘TONY’, starring Dominic Sessa as Anthony Bourdain. Directed by Matt Johnson (‘Nirvanna: The Band - The Show - The Movie’)

@ericquig @Hertz Based on your Bordain tweet, I wouldn’t want to talk to you on the phone either.

Well @Hertz I guess being a gold member only gives you the opportunity to talk to a snotty A.I. then get transferred to someone in India with an accent so thick I can't understand. Then a 2nd call to customer service being told I'm the next caller and holding for 14 minutes. Time to use @Avis for this trip. Maybe for good.

@weiscreamsundae @NycLilith @LingoUnbound It’s weird that you couldn’t find an actual picture of Musk and Trump laughing together to use for your twitter avi so you had to use an AI one. And it’s weird that you’d want a photo like that in the first place.

@NycLilith @LingoUnbound Dems did flood the country with illegals. They try to make it so illegals get voting rights and citizenship and welfare. It’s a mainline dem position that kids can decide to cut off their frank and beans and change gender

Every now and then I remember Tim Walz’s “they’re weird” campaign and how close the dems were to actually shifting the way people perceive the right in a very real way and then they just…stopped

@im_iconjay @DiscussingFilm silence, bot.

@DiscussingFilm This one hits different. Richie and Mikey on the road? Feels like getting a missing piece of the family puzzle we didn’t know we needed. The Bear just keeps feeding us.

A new episode of ‘THE BEAR’ was secretly filmed & is now available on Hulu. The prequel episode follows Richie and Michael on a work trip to Gary, Indiana.

@TeddyJuras I honestly don’t know where to start, so if you have any recommendations, I’m wide open! Also down to buy something used, as long as it works!

@JasonBerkMusic these are great! disposable has it's place, but graduating to reusable is a fun next step. do you have your eye on any camera in particular?

using my recently developed film to say hello to all of my oomfs (but especially a few of you)

@TeddyJuras As I’ve been touring and traveling more I’ve been making it a habit to buy disposables to document the trips. But at this point I think I’m ready to graduate to a super basic film camera, something just as easy to operate!

@JasonBerkMusic Even better! Nice find! Love shooting with a disposable. As carefree as you can get. Had you shot film before?

@aintnobodycool @makiruui @EmoEthie This R word... you keep using it as if you think it means something to me. All it's telling me is that you're of low intelligence, low empathy for others, and basically just a low-rent parrot of "edgy" people. Let me know when you have a single original thought.

@JasonBerkMusic @makiruui @EmoEthie Yes because spelling and math are very similar in retard world

Called out a record store for using ai slop images and they told me to find another shop. Imagine telling people not to come to your business cuz the hill you want to die on is shitty ai images

@aintnobodycool @makiruui @EmoEthie If I saw a business with spelling as bad as yours, logically I wouldn't trust them.

@JasonBerkMusic @makiruui @EmoEthie If this were a spelling be you might be onto something but unfortunately its about business and logic, both of which are clearly beyond your comprehension

@aintnobodycool @makiruui @EmoEthie Literally misspelled “typo” I mean come ON what are we even doing here.

@JasonBerkMusic @makiruui @EmoEthie Retard never seen a spell check typeo b4, beyond the retards comprehension

@aintnobodycool @makiruui @EmoEthie “You fucking morning” in the same tweet as “ur brain sucks” man I really forgot what it was like arguing online when I was 12, thanks for reminding me, kiddo.

@makiruui @EmoEthie It’s called store reviews you fucking morning Jesus Christ. “These guys pay for art let’s not check the store reviews if we are concerned cause paying for art = honesty” holy fuck ur brain sucks

@aintnobodycool @EmoEthie *you’re

Holy shit your fucking retarded. 1 the entire record industry was generating WAYYY more money back then. 2 HOW MANY RECORD STORES HAVE HAD TO SHUT DOWN IN THE PAST 5 years? Use your fucking brain dipshit. Saving ANY MONEY AND TIME when everything is falling apart helps. Again go speak to the owners then attempt to formulate an opinion 💀💀💀

@aintnobodycool @EmoEthie Sure thing — I’m looking good!

@JasonBerkMusic @EmoEthie “Touch grass” look at yourself in the mirror you fucking retard holy shit 😂😂😂

@aintnobodycool @EmoEthie I’ve been using photoshop for 20 years and often do poster designs for the music school where I work. I get paid my normal hourly rate, and they don’t have to use AI or hire an outside designer. Costs them a little money, but not thousands or even hundreds. Really like $50 max.

@aintnobodycool @EmoEthie Record sales are actually way up, with $1 billion in revenue in 2025, driven by a 19-year consecutive growth streak. AI isn’t saving record stores thousands of dollars. If anything, many stores likely already have employees with some graphic design skills.

@aintnobodycool @EmoEthie And to your earlier point, how big a staff you think record stores have? My buddy is literally like sixty years old and has known the store owner for decades. He’s not “the hired help,” he’s a close collaborator. Touch grass.

@aintnobodycool @EmoEthie Wild how nobody said “Google Glass is here to stay, get used to it!” but the frequently incorrect calculator that’s making everything worse is suddenly the one thing we can’t live without? Fuck AI, fuck anyone who supports AI graphics. Easy as that.