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@0hour1 She looks like the character from HBO’s tales of the crypt

Jumping Jesus

@world_tourists_ Louisville

Can you guess this city in one try? Hint: It is in USA 🇺🇸

@MagneticNorse How bout he changes his plates?

This guy’s truck has a license plate that trips Flock cameras. He’s pulled over incessantly because police get notified that a car in the area has a warrant. He doesn’t have a warrant. Neither does his vehicle. Apparently Flock cameras can’t tell the difference between an O and a 0 so they put a warrant out for both plates. Are you feeling surveilled yet?

@sammisilber Playing against him next year. You can’t give this guy a contract, he did not earn it this year.

"He needs to show that he can produce and be a point-getting guy with his skillset." Where does Hendrix Lapierre factor into the Capitals' plans? More on the pending RFA, what GM Chris Patrick had to say and his game overall: thehockeynews.com/nhl/washington…

@Stuckey2 2026

Diego Pavia still on board. When was the last time a Heisman finalist didn’t get drafted?

@rmnb He can show that with another team

Hendrix Lapierre "needs to show that he can produce and be a point-getting guy" as RFA contract negotiations loom russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/04/25/hen…

@TrevHTTC No

@TheKlarsh @sammisilber Connor swapping time at C and Wing this year likely contributed to down year. Factor in PLD being out, the whole vibe of the 3rd and 4th lines was out of wack.

@JasonGrogg @sammisilber I’m hoping they are not giving him a ton of term or a ton of money. His 14 goal season really didn’t instill a ton of faith in me about him being a legit goal scorer. Duhaime and the others need to go. Better players in Hershey. #Caps.

"They all have interest in coming back for sure... they all show that they fit within our group and how we use them." The Capitals pending free agents, including Brandon Duhaime, want to return, per GM Chris Patrick. Now, the team will ponder what's next. thehockeynews.com/nhl/washington…

@Silvr__Fox @NotSoAngryScout I’m not at all arguing against the ethical position. But this posts claim of “100% confirm she had affairs” is 100% wrong.

@JasonGrogg @NotSoAngryScout “Affair” no, but extremely unethical and should never have been allowed to continue in sports journalism

He has been banging her for a long time. It wasn’t just once. A true affair. She has been with many others as well. I can 100% confirm she had affairs with Nick Caserio and Sean McVay. Been many more but there have been sightings or incidents of those. Mikey was her #1 tho

@pipedreams24 Hope you get more than 5000 miles out of it.

I bought it for $73,000. First new vehicle. The used market is so jacked up it made this decision easy. If I get 200,000 out of it that’s about .30/mile. 6.6L gasser 2500HD AT4.

@FrankTheTank454 Lappy….

Strome and Protas for Brady Tkachuk

Every person who voted No today in Virginia.

Benjamin Netanyahu, Fairfax County is literally minutes away from developing a Nuclear bomb.

While in the Pitt at Bristow, I had a lady and her male friend pushing and elbowing my wife and I and about 6 other people around them to try to push their way to the front (we were probably 20 deep off the railing). The lady started yapping up a bunch of shit, just being nasty as all hell. I had enough at some point and told her to “shut your cunt mouth”….nothing was said after that.

@m__mckinney 😩😂😂😂. I would have knocked him out back in the day but Dave Fans are little more inpatient when it comes to retards at shows. We spend a shit a ton of money to be here. You’re pussy ass that took many drugs isn’t gonna ruin my fucking night. I’ll ruin yours.

Nice thing to keep in mind for when phish fans try to tell people the goose crowd sucks.

@SonsofSatVT @PashaPalanker @1braxtonbragg

Meet Pasha Palanker (@PashaPalanker), a retired U.S. Army Special Ops Master Sergeant. While serving in Iraq on counter-IED operations, he survived multiple blast injuries, encountered a suicide bomber at close range, and was awarded two Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star Medal with Valor. Today, Pasha is a mental health advocate, speaker - and now, a Hokie legend. He was part of Saturday’s pregame jump at Lane Stadium, where shifting winds turned a routine landing into a moment none of us will forget. Through it all, he stayed composed and was safely rescued by Virginia Tech & Blacksburg first responders. We’re glad you’re good, Pasha 🤝 #TriumphOverTrauma #Hokies 🪂

@DONDlNGLE Funny the way it is

Isn’t it funny how Dave Matthews Band is still the best?

@DONDlNGLE @GarbageHuman24 Probably a phish fan

@GarbageHuman24 She nicked a bit up hi with that extra chromie Homie. Still would.

You have a very big decision to make

@Osint613 Of course they were out there shagging. What else could they possibly be doing on random boats for a couple months.

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