JawnWick

@alt_w_v_g No shot I’m reading all that shit

The dishwasher broke My wife said "good thing we have the home warranty" I said nothing I've been paying $62 a month for three years for this moment $2,232 for the peace of mind that when something breaks someone will come to the house and tell me it's not covered I called 47 minutes on hold They sent a technician Arrival window: Tuesday through Thursday between 8am and 5pm My analyst delivers faster than that And he still hasn't fixed the gridlines He showed up Wednesday at 4:47pm Looked at the dishwasher Opened the door Closed the door Touched something underneath Said "not covered" 90 seconds That's faster than my bank lets me prove I'm human I said "what's covered" He said "the motor" I said "what's wrong with it" He said "not the motor" I said "convenient" He said the service fee is $75 I paid a man $75 to open my dishwasher, close my dishwasher, and say two words My analyst could do that And he's not even that good I called the warranty company back 38 minutes on hold Requested the policy 129 pages I read all 129 pages Because that's what I do The coverage section is 34 pages The exclusions section is 58 The business model is right there In the margins Where nobody reads Except me Page 91 says "all mechanical and electrical components essential to appliance function are covered under standard service" Page 104 excludes control panels A control panel is an electrical component essential to appliance function Their own document contradicts itself 13 pages apart I highlighted both Sent them an email Subject line: "Plz fix. Thx." Attached both pages No other context Took them three days to send a technician Took them 4 hours to call me back when I found the loophole Funny how that works They covered the repair Waived the $75 And I canceled the warranty anyway Because a contract that contradicts itself isn't a contract It's a suggestion My wife said "so we're canceling" I said "we're canceling" She said "and the dishwasher" I said "fixed. They're covering it." She said "how" I said "I read the policy" She said "all 129 pages" I said "the exclusions section starts on page 47. The coverage section ends on page 34. There are 13 pages between them where they hoped nobody would look." She looked at me Then she said "you're unbelievable" I said "I just saved us $744 a year and got a free dishwasher repair. I'm not unbelievable. I'm thorough." She looked at the ceiling The dishwasher works now The warranty is canceled And the policy has been read By at least one person Probably the first Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

All time bat flip by Bryce Harper on that game tying home run #worldbaseballclassic #wbc #mlb #phillies #harper

Fire Kevin Patullo, and hire McDaniel right now and let him run the offense via zoom #Eagles #NFLPlayoffs #FlyEaglesFly #49ers #ninernation

@BarstoolBigCat Can we appeal?

Facemask!!! What the fuck

Rob Thompson as soon as the MLB playoffs start #worldseries #NLDS #phillies #RingTheBell #castellanos #bryceharper #MLB #mlbplayoffs

Jalen Hurts practically carried the Eagles to a W last night on his own and the haters keep hating 😂 😂 😂 #eagles #nfl #gobirds #NFLKickoff “Just win baby!”

These were so fuckin dope, any of yall remember these??

@KBradJStorm Man I thought I was the only one thinking it. Let him beat ass and win, and still be a heel. This ref / belt thing is WACK 😆

We really need to shy away from this "Ref is knocked out, let me hit him with my belt" finishes lolol Cena winning is great, but like that is blehhh

@Trelldawgg I’m legit here to see if I’m not the only one who thought the same thing bro. Gunther should have sold the sleeper a little longer at least 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’m glad Jey Uso won I fw him but that match was low key weak

@MarvelRivalsALT Ayyyyy yoooo

Spidey was frozen in the most immoral way #MarvelRivals Via- SuitSutherland

@BrendanBrandon I thought I heard one after brysons tee shot just now!! LFG 😂

Someone’s gotta start keeping count of the number of “Go Birds” being yelled today at The Masters

since the season is coming to an end! fill out and share >:D #MarvelRivals #MarvelRivalsfanart

Get you a teammate that does it all #marvelrivals #gaming #ps5 #JawnWick

JawnWick#8279311 #VerdanskReplay @CallofDuty

I know I’m late to the game, but @MarvelRivals is fucking awesome! If you play, drop your main below 👇 #ps5 #gaming #marvelrivals #thor #GamingContent #scuf #gamer #marvel

@SaaSy_Tesla @RealDGunn Milton is getting WAY more than 10 mil imo 😬

@RealDGunn Becton: guard $ with poss roll into Lanes spot in future Milton: affordable compared to Sweat, rotational tackle $ at ~10M Rodgers: solid CB with poss of losing Slay. Gainwell: < 2M Burks: solid 1b option at LB Sweat: other teams will go > 20M, time for Smith and Hunt

After Zach Baun who in order of priority, would you like to see the Eagles re-sign?

@BoltUpYo Don’t you dare put Herbert in the same sentence as the rest 😂 😂 great arm talent, chokes in the playoffs. Hurts and a 💍 or Herbert and no 💍? It’s an easy one for me 🤷🏻‍♂️

“Jalen Hurts is now better than Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, Justin Herbert, and Joe Burrow” is why Ring Culture is a disease.

@ArrowheadAddict First. What about the zero sacks shirts? 🤔 🤔 second what about the negative reviews being left on CJs *MOMS* restaurant because he talked smack in a football game? 😂 pick one side and stay on it 🫡

Eagles are a great team, but going class-less is never a good look.

bringing this back. he’s officially a SUPER BOWL CHAMPION AND MVP