Jay Houston

Nothing tops this. Probably ever.

@CraigMeikle30 @sam_golf As did fellow lefty, Phil the thrill, in 2006. It’s brewing.

@sam_golf Sandy Lyle won the event before his masters win. Could it happen again for Bobby Mac?

I don’t know if I’ll ever fully understand the rules of the fireball

@jamierkennedy Rory’s drive in the play off last year.

What's the most UNDERRATED shot in Masters history?

@lewisfras98 @bunkeredgolf @shotscope Can it be used hitting into a net, Lewis?

I really don't have any excuse for ever coming up short with an approach shot ever again. Huge fan of the new @shotscope LM1! 👇

@ArronOberholser @RamsayGolf Probably the same loft as a modern 6 iron.

From 4wood to smooth 6iron for today’s players.

@MMcEwanGolf That’s a cracking story, Michael. 👏🏻

Here's my wee Kenny Dalglish story... My school picked a charity to fundraise for each new and pupils were encouraged to come up with fun ways to raise money. When I was in S5 (that's the penultimate year of high school for those unfamiliar with the Scottish education system), I decided to run a season-long Fantasy Football league. I charged my fellow pupils a fee to take part and then a small amount - think it was 20p a time - to make transfers. We had something like 150-200 teams and it was great fun. A lot of work every weekend, but I loved doing it. Anyway, for the end-of-season prize-giving, I wrote to Sir Kenny, c/o Celtic FC where he was interim manager, inviting him to come to present the prizes to the winners at one of our school assemblies. His daughter was also a pupil at the school so I was hopeful he might help out. He went MUCH further than that. Not only did he come and present the prizes as requested, he brought a bunch of signed goodies for the winners and stayed on for an hour-and-a-half afterwards speaking to all my fellow pupils, signing autographs and posing for photos. One of my strongest memories is being on stage next to him at the assembly and seeing all the pupils' jaws drop as he they walked in to see him sitting there. I then looked over my shoulder behind me where there were always five rows of seats for the teachers to occupy. Oridinarily, they were about 1/3 to 1/2 full. That day, every seat was taken with another row of teachers standing at the back. Their jaws were hanging lower than the pupils'! For a couple of days, I was the most popular kid in the school - all because of King Kenny. I've met him multiple times since through work and he truly is a complete gentleman. Humble, no ego and just a genuinely good guy. Love him.

@NoLayingUp You dismissed P far too quickly…

We drafted the best Masters of all-time on our latest pod. Whose collection is the best? Give it a listen and be the judge.

@PrestwickStNich A bit of a change since first thing! ☀️

The eighth green this afternoon. We don't get haar on the west coast 🤦

@gmcpro @MMcEwanGolf That’s a cracker. 👏🏻😂

@MMcEwanGolf well you are a 20th century boy after all.....

A pleasure to be asked to deliver the keynote address for 460 people at the start of the Scottish Golf Tourism Awards on Thursday. Here it is in full for anybody who’s interested. (Have never spoken in a room with a T-Rex before 🤣)

@SkySportsGolf, for the millionth time, can you please ask Laura Davies to stop (wrongly) predicting the outcome of a golf shot while the ball is yet to reach the top of its flight. It’s fucking catastrophic for viewers. She’s 0/240 on correct predictions this week.

@acaseofthegolf1 Are TGL players more likely to get injured?

Need questions for our pod: Fire away: Players, Rolapp presser, TGL and injuries (kidding), Tour changes, swing advice from Mark, Iran (kidding x2). Bring em.

@sam_golf It’s because I keep betting on them.

What’s going on with all these back injuries lately?!

@D_P0WW @PGATOURComms What does it matter? As long as he WDs before he tees off, an alternate will still get in.

@JayHou @PGATOURComms Well I hate to tell you but it started for everyone else. There's no reason you should have to wait until the very last minute to do this shit.

Ryan Fox (illness) WD prior to his first round of THE PLAYERS Championship. David Ford replaces Fox in the 1:18 p.m. tee time off No. 10 with Chris Kirk and Keegan Bradley.

@D_P0WW @PGATOURComms His tournament hasn’t started.

@PGATOURComms What in the flying fuck. Why do these guys constantly get to wait until after the tournament starts. This is fucking fucked fix it.

@TheGolfDivoTee They are playing at about 5500ft…

169yds all carry over water and the golf ball rollback which is due in January, 2028 cannot come soon enough -

@wesleybryangolf @GolfGameBook By my calculations, a double eagle would be -4?

🚨 Double Eagle 🚨

@MMcEwanGolf, I’ve changed my mind…

@GM1872_ @ScotlandSky @GRAEMEBAIRD92 He looks as unflustered as it’s possible to be.

@ScotlandSky @GRAEMEBAIRD92 Codger can’t even get his words out 😂😂Danny has him flustered

🗣️ "So he's picking our team? Well done, old Danny!" 🗣️ "I have to laugh. Extraordinary. He hasn't been in Glasgow long." Martin O'Neill was "surprised" Danny Rohl questioned Celtic's efforts in Stuttgart, and discussed their goalkeeping situation ahead of Sunday's Old Firm!

@tobyasky Uphill or downhill?

Which would burn more calories? Put them from highest to lowest Walking for 5 miles Jogging for 5 miles Cycling for 5 miles

@AgentScotland A Celtic legend. Let him play until he decides that it’s time. A top impact sub. 👏🏻

James Forrest is a busted flush at Celtic now and has been for at least a year, he had a great swansong in the run in for the 2023-24 season, and that should've been it, he's contributing absolutely nothing these days. Incredible career, some innings but it's over.