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@FB_Helmet_Guy Ted Striker could sling it….

I wasn't aware that Fidel Castro played QB for the Chargers in the 80s.

@BenchwarmerBran Abdul Carter….

I have the 5th overall pick in my main fantasy football league this year. Half-PPR Assuming Bijan, Gibbs, Chase, and Puka are gone, who are you taking at #5?

@MrPatMineo ….

A brutal knockout/display of unsportsmanlike conduct down at #NHSCA nationals in VA…

@RpsAgainstTrump ….

Megyn Kelly, who endorsed and campaigned for Trump in the 2024 election: “I didn’t expect the corruption to be quite as widespread as it has been. The self-dealing, the lining of his and his family’s pockets. It’s shocking… You look across the board at the Trump family, I’ve never seen a family get so rich off the presidency.”

@FanDuel Clown….

What's the first word that comes to mind when you think Jaxson Dart? 💭

@SpeakerJohnson ….

President Trump is the ONLY one who could have gotten Iran — the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism — to the negotiating table. We are greatly encouraged to learn a PEACE DEAL in Iran is underway — and look forward to learning more about the specifics. Under President Trump’s leadership, our nation is stronger, more respected on the global stage, and safer than ever before.

@atrupar More stock market please….

FOX NEWS: Americans are still feeling economic pain. The president is not getting good approval ratings right now. How do you and he fix that before November? MIKE LAWLER: Look, there are some really positive indicators. The stock market continues to hit record highs.

@Dragkonias ….

Listen you ain't never seen functional alcoholism until you've worked with white people and Mexicans.

@kissyourgoalie @RockpileReport Drop the mitts and get dusted. Bleeding in the penalty box and they crank up “Cotton Eye Joe”….

do hockey players ever get annoyed by the fuckass music that goes on when play is stopped? imagine you’re having the worst period of your life and fireball starts blasting

@GentleDoofus What are your thoughts on this Jez Butterworth fellow?….

Hardy strikes me as a real Brando type: excels at thuggish types with wounded souls, definitely at least bisexual, loves doing a funny voice, getting puffier with age, a 5 megaton diva on set.

@ickysisterr ….

you ever rode yo nigga dick on the toilet while he take a shit????

@Poeslawisalive @CDisillusion Is he just embarrassed by his tRump-like neck vagina?….

@CDisillusion It’s totally a mask.

Ok, Imma explain the admiral neck shadow thing. (Spoilers: it's not a rubber mask, ya weirdos)... 🧵

@howardlutnick @nickshirleyy ….

It’s time to stop rampant fraud once and for all. Thanks to @NickShirleyy for exposing this issue and bringing it directly to the American people.

@elonmusk Before you file that appeal, don’t forget to go and fuck yourself….

Regarding the OpenAI case, the judge & jury never actually ruled on the merits of the case, just on a calendar technicality. There is no question to anyone following the case in detail that Altman & Brockman did in fact enrich themselves by stealing a charity. The only question is WHEN they did it! I will be filing an appeal with the Ninth Circuit, because creating a precedent to loot charities is incredibly destructive to charitable giving in America. OpenAI was founded to benefit all of humanity.

@ninoboxer He couldn’t borrow any spray on hair from Pee Wee German? He’s half assing it….

Folks I mean this in the least conspiratorial way possible… does anybody know why this man is wearing (what looks like) a MASK?! Photo on the right is also of “him”… 😳

@Suzierizzo1 Her titties are leaking….

This woman was in line at a Starbucks and profiled two women as Lesbians saying that they molested children and are Evil . Then she starts the do you know who I’am bs. She then tries to get them kicked out for being alleged Lesbians and instead she’s told to leave the store!

@DrOzCMS ….

Under President Donald Trump's leadership, fraudsters will be held accountable for stealing from the American taxpayer.

@DrOzCMS @nickshirleyy Hope you’re wearing the appropriate shoes, grifters….

On our way to Minnesota where fraudsters are about to “lear” a hard lesson on stealing from the American taxpayer. @nickshirleyy

@pigshitsonballs ….

Accidentally cut open my ballsack again this morning with the beard trimmer while trying to give the old worm his summer cut #neveragain

@Elifbenad Ah, the ol’ Irish tickler….