JayLagan

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JayLagan

JayLagan

@JayLagan

Thinker, philosopher and suffers from delusions of grandeur. I write terrible jokes and I really do look like my profile picture. Honestly, I do...

Katılım Mayıs 2008
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JayLagan
JayLagan@JayLagan·
@Twoptwips Mayans. Re-do your maths. I think you forgot to carry the four over...
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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@ZackPolanski Be honest, judging by these replies, this post didn’t go the way you expected, did it…?
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Zack Polanski
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski·
Delighted to be on the cover of Bricks Magazine - Spring Edition. Real patrotism is loving your neighbor, showing compassion to strangers - and not staying silent whilst other politicians sell our country out. bricksmagazine.co.uk/2026/04/06/zac…
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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@ZackPolanski The second half of that survey…for the record, you understand…
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Zack Polanski
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski·
🚨 First time in British history that a party to the left of Labour have topped a national poll. 💚 Hope is here. It's all of us. ✊🏼 Reject hateful, divisive politics - and let's make hope normal again. Join.greenparty.org.uk
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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@ZoeJardiniere The second half of the same survey…for the record, you understand…
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Zoe Gardner
Zoe Gardner@ZoeJardiniere·
lol happy birthday to me 🥳😂
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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@AaronBastani You didn’t tell people the second part of this survey, did you…?
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Aaron Bastani
Aaron Bastani@AaronBastani·
The first time in British history that the Greens have topped a national poll for Westminster. Despite whatever talking points you’ll hear in legacy media my sense is they are gently nibbling into people who were considering Reform.
Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️@LeftieStats

‼️BREAKING | Greens surge into LEAD (1st!!) 🟢 Grn: 21.4% (+2.1) ➡️ Ref: 20.9% (-1.4) 🔵 Con: 20.5% (+0.2) 🔴 Lab: 17.0% (-0.4) 🟠 Lib: 9.2% (-1.9) Poll: @LordAPolls, 26-30 Mar (+/- vs 19-23 Feb)

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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@TerraOrBust Remember, they were wishing old people dead because “they don’t have to live with Brexit”….
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Gully Foyle #UKTrade
Gully Foyle #UKTrade@TerraOrBust·
FBPE Cultists: "All leave voters were ignorant elderly racists paid by Putin, and are mostly dead now" Also FBPE Cultists: "Why are leave voters so mean to us?"
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Myron Gaines Updates
Myron Gaines Updates@WyronGaines·
♦️Myron goes off at haters who say: “you’re almost 40 with no wife or kids”🤬 “I’m leading a fvcking revolution! A lot of people want to kiII me! It would be absolutely irresponsible for me to have a child or a family right now!”
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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@WyronGaines He also thought he could hold onto a girl with his ideology. Look how that turned out…
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Myron Gaines Updates
Myron Gaines Updates@WyronGaines·
♦️Myron says he could easily make $1,000,000 a month from gambling!🤑🎰 “I fvcking refuse and I’ll never do it, ever!”
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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@UncensoredAm @MyronGainesX Translation: Myron will talk over everyone and get very pissy when someone asks him to cite his “scientific studies”.
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Uncensored America
Uncensored America@UncensoredAm·
Myron Gaines will be debating students at Ohio University on Thursday, March 26! Pull up to West Portico at 12 pm to debate Myron. Everyone is welcome. If you would like to join us for an exclusive VIP dinner with Myron, email us at info@uncensoredamerica.us to get tickets.
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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@MyronGainesX Horseshit! Louis “exposed” (I know you like that word) you for the cretin you actually are.
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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@MyronGainesX “When you're a talentless retard you post bullshit like this...” Don’t knock it. Isn’t that how you made your career…?
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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@TrackNetWorth @PeterMcCormack Obama negotiated a deal with Iran that stopped them from building a nuke. That tangerine turd not only ripped that agreement up, but gave Iran the conditions necessary to build one…
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Shutts
Shutts@Shuttsapalooza·
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Lee Taylor
Lee Taylor@Lee_MakesSense·
Peter, your concession that the NHS began as a "beautiful idea" grants the looters far too much ground. The idea is a monstrous edifice of altruism, demanding the unearned from producers to feed the whims of the unaccountable. The NHS is the state's boot on the neck of every rational man, turning healers into bureaucrats and patients into dependents. Scrap it root and branch; let free men trade value for value in a market of life-affirming medicine.
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Steve Pemberton
Steve Pemberton@SP1nightonly·
Wonderful Stage/Fright themed cryptic crossword from ‘Lepus’ published in @heraldscotland Have a go and see how many you can solve. Thanks Logan/Lepus🐇
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JayLagan@JayLagan·
@Halcruttenden Judging by the replies, I guessing this didn’t go as you planned…?
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