John Kratos⚡️🇳🇬

Arsenal wanted me to pay Category A prices to watch them live when REAL BAYERN is on TV😭👍🏾

As a man, who do you even run to when you’re broke?

Arsenal fan here. Didn’t watch the game. I just can’t be bothered. I slowly stopped watching the games a few months back. It’s just so draining, uninspiring and boring. I think you only first realise what you actually enjoy about football when your team is doing really well while at the same time playing like Stoke City with great footballers. I became an Arsenal fan because I got inspired by Henry, Bergkamp, Pires, etc. Beautiful, creative, a bit chaotic, but with love for the game. I don’t think you become an Arsenal fan if you’re a young kid right now, because why would you? Who would inspire you? Raya receives the ball 38 times for Christ. Saka is the only one who gives us that feeling of “something magical might happen” and maybe Dowman as well. But the overall feeling of enjoyment of watching the Gunners is not there currently. There’s no love for the game anymore. There’s love for the result. But Bayern, Real Madrid, Barcelona and Liverpool have in recent years shown you can do both. I hope we win everything. Don’t get me wrong. But I miss Arsenal. Almost more than I miss trophies.

All Champions league games going crazy and then there are these guys 😭

I hate to admit it but rivals are actually right about Arsenal style of play.

Same blokes who say: “If you’ve ever played football you’d know…”

Wonder how Retsu would react if I said to him “Yo, check out this ancient chinese medicine I got from amazon”

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

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