Jay Simpson

"We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures." ~ Thornton Wilder

Giving your kids a Presidents name is cool. Roosevelt for a girl. Lincoln for a boy. Taft-Hoover for a chubby cross dresser.

Everybody loves a sore loser. They're so much more interesting than a humble winner, especially when they throw stuff around.

Se está liando bien parda con la SGAE. Qué opináis??? http://fb.me/RfU5qvs1

@chelseeejean sure thing :)

Gilmore Girls make me happy and warm inside...like a shot of vodka. #gilmoregirls

“@iQuoteSwag: When two people are meant for each other, nothing can keep them apart, no distance is to far and no one can stop them.” #hope

Old Twitter, I can just click Reply under 7 names and boom, I'm replying to 7 people at once. Not so with New Twitter.

The NBA & NFL are both on lockout. Now what am I gonna watch during winter?! #WorstFeeling

The '80s--when guys walked around with boom boxes.

Bristol Palin lost her virginity while drinking wine coolers. Right because if anything screams romance it's a 4 pack of Bartles & Jaymes.

When they give out the awards on Toddlers & Tiaras, they should simultaneously give out awards for sorry-as-fuck-parents.

Just mowed the lawn - that's a wks worth of gym time, right?

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. ~ Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will." Mahatma Gandhi

'when you feel like giving up,just remember why you held on so long in the first place.'

Teen Wolf is a great mystery that is unfolding like an onion. #mtv

Her favorite song will say more about her than mouth ever will..