Jordan Howe

@BarrettSallee Same. Need a camera directly overhead.

Man, I thought Michael Harris II got in. I guess there wasn't enough to overturn.

@CaminitiCrew RIP friend.

Not tweeting until Mike Yastrzemski hits a homer

@MissExcalibur @chickyxime I was a sahd for 4 kids for 9 years… I have never understood the mental health issue. If being a SAHP breaks your mental health then you are mentally fragile and need to do some work to overcome that weakness.

A stay-at-home dad is going viral after saying being a full-time parent is actually the easiest job he has ever had, despite also working five other jobs.

@mattvanswol 100-90 A 89-80 B 79-70 C 69-60 D 59 and below F

When I was in school, a "B+" was a 92 and an "A-" was a 93-95. What was considered an A when you were in school?

@jase1129 The problem for me? My wife and her whole family M’s fans (and have converted 3 of my 4 kids as well) so I can’t even let the losses go.

So I’m gonna whine, piss and moan because we still have not won ONE freakin series against the Mariners in how many years now? Then I’m gonna threaten to never watch the Braves again! Until Friday night!

@baseball_simon @BravesVisionTV Were you trying to watch on a VPN?

@BravesVisionTV Lexington, ky

Why am I being blacked out for the Braves vs mariners game? @BravesVisionTV

@jase1129 It’s always the damn mariners.

I don’t really give 2 shits about the series streak. No team is ever going to win every series. I just wanted to FINALLY win ONE freakin series against the damn Mariners. Won’t be this year. 🤷‍♂️

@Boeing74 @BravesVisionTV @Braves Yep, that’s Seattle blackout area. Try watching it on your computer with a VPN.

@BravesVisionTV @Braves Right about here.

Hey @BravesVisionTV I was told there would be no blackouts…. Why am I blacked out in the North Pacific Ocean?! @Braves

@ChoppinBravos Did he consult Ozzie before catching these fish? 🤣

Drake Baldwin Ya’ll

@3YearLetterman My wife and her family are all big time Mariners fans. I, being the sensible person I am, have always been a Braves fan. The next few days are going to be glorious.

Already physically ill thinking of how revolting the Mariners fans will look on TV tonight when they play the Braves

@JimmyG1574 The more I see the more I’m impressed. His quote about Riley’s sacrifice fly the other night? Awesome.

I think the braves have to sign Dubon to an extension today. I’m very serious. This guy needs to retire an Atlanta Brave

@The_Chidimma With that kind of coordination they can get the wedding set up in two weeks.

Her boyfriend was meeting her entire family and he was worried her family wouldn’t like him because of his tattoo sleeve… her entire family went out and bought fake tattoo sleeves to make him feel comfortable 😊🥰 this is love

@Fat_Electrician Or signing in/creating an account

My kids are never going to believe me when I tell them that back in my day you could just put the video game in the console and fucking play it without needing to wait 45 minutes for an update.

@TaraBull I just want to spartan kick him in the face.

This might be the stupidest trend I've seen in recent memory

@Ria_Martin Riding high except that my middle son chose Bryce Harper cleats for a second season in a row…

Braves fans, how ya doin?

@BasilTheGreat The wall.

There are two types of people in this world One cares more about the third world migrant The other cares more about the centuries old wall Which are you choosing?

@muheediva01 Tomorrow? No way. Once all the trusts and accounts are set up, paperwork is done, and money is deposited? That’s when.

Be honest… would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today?

@CocaCola The cherry float is the best flavored drink you’ve released maybe ever. Please don’t take it away!

@BTCBreadMan But the car you want him to have and tell him to say thank you and get over it.

Took my 16 year old to look at cars today. At first he loved the Toyota Camry we looked at, but when he saw the seats were cloth he hard vetoed it. They have another one with leather seats, but it’s an XLE and costs $5k more. How can I change his mind so I can save some money?

@yejiiiiiz Blooper is dead. LONG LIVE BLOOPER!

Wait what why is everyone talking about blooper going away or something