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@Magpie24_7 Take them both please 🙏🏼

🇩🇪 Bayern Munich are reportedly eyeing up a potential summer transfer window swoop for Tino Livramento, as they also chase his teammate Anthony Gordon, according to Fichajes and Christain Falk of Bayern Insider. Manchester City and Arsenal are also interested in our right back. 💻 shorturl.at/Y4BXl #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL #FCBayern

@TemooTitan Shut your mouth you dirty smelly tramp

I just know her kids black 👀

@barkingmadryan @StarSports_Bet Mate I have come across about 10 of your videos and you have lost every single 1 😂😂

My big bet of Saturday at Round 1 of the @StarSports_Bet English Greyhound Derby. £200 on a certain Romeo Empire... #greyhoundracing #sportsbetting #Gambling𝕏

@PitchSideTweets No Rooney is wild

PRIME MAN UNITED V PRIME LIVERPOOL XI!

@Mlu__N2 Clever man

Saying to any physician “you seem smart” is certifiably rage bait.

@DannyBoy_83 Your that thick doesn’t realise can’t hear a fucking thing and still uploads it 😂😂

Passport office was a waste of time, really fed up peeps

@StokeyyG2 If that’s my club I’m embarrassed absolute snowflakes lot of em 😂😂 you’ve just gone uk to prem pathetic gay gay gayyyyyy

The Coventry City players celebrating with Stephen Bunting after they lifted the Championship trophy earlier today…👏🤣

@TheGriftReport 2

How many pints?

@JonnyH3232 @xavisimons @SpursTalkShow That’s the worst faked injury I have ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he’s embarrassed to go down with Tottenham haahahahahaha

As witnessed yesterday yet again with @xavisimons, our medical team is utterly clueless.Asking him to run it off after being in obvious distress jeez 😡 I know they don’t have a scanner pitch side to see if there’s ligament damage, but you should know the signs as an expert as to when a player has to come off, even as a precaution. We saw the same thing with Kulu Bentancur and Dragusin doing squat jumps after they could barely stand up. We now have 11 players out injured; it’s certainly no coincidence the club hierarchy,recruitment team, and medical team have failed us, handicapping any chance of progression, leaving us on the brink of relegation. The fans will always be there supporting, though. #COYS 🤍💙

@LukeEdwardsTele You don’t know ball brother

I like Nick Woltemade but he’s not able to play as a lone centre forward in the Premier League as things stand. And for his fanboys and girls read this statistic The German has not scored in the league since December, managing only 31 shots on goal in 30 league appearances this season with only 12 on target. Of his seven goals, one was a penalty #nufc

@PaliNewsNetwork Fuck Palestine

What’s your stance on Palestine? Georgetown edition

@Magpie24_7 Drive him to the airport myself 👊🏽

AG has been the centre of the Newcastle United news cycle this week, would you sell Anthony Gordon this summer? #NUFC

@geordiejosh You week excuse of a man ! Cuddly toys mind 😂

Might be time to take these down…

@thomashammond__ Someone that’s not a complete pussy won’t tackle and shoots more that once a game

With Gordon’s exit growing ever more likely, who’s a realistic name you’d like to see us replace him with?

@AdamP1242 100% agree that geordie josh has his tounge up his ass 😂. Barnes all day over gordwn Get him gone

Anthony Gordon’s performance against Crystal Palace spoke volumes Eddie Howe struggling and fighting for his job at Newcastle and you have Gordon deliberately not committing for 50 50 tackles in a must win game Don’t want players here that won’t be committed #NUFC

@geordiejosh Do you actually no what the game of football is ??? 😂😂

Worst footballing striker in the league by a country mile, they’d be getting scammed.

@mrwtffacts @RobertSole9 Nahhhh she just double dropped couple of Mitsubishis 🤷🏽‍♂️😳

In the UK, Millie Taplin was attending her first nightclub on her 18th birthday when she was handed a drink by a stranger. The stranger handed her a vodka lemonade “Try this” Millie took a sip. Seconds later, her face went numb, her fingers curled into claws and her entire body stiffened like she was possessed. She stayed fully conscious, trapped inside herself, writhing in agony and screaming in her head that she couldn’t move her body. Rushed to hospital, doctors said she was likely dosed with two unknown drugs: one to paralyse her, one to knock her out. Tests couldn’t identify the substance. Her mother later released footage as a warning: never accept a drink from stranger.

@NUFCMurph @e51hws @ToonPolls And twice on Sundays

@e51hws @ToonPolls Id flog Elanga tomorrow

Regardless of whether you’re Howe In, or Howe Out, most people seem aligned that a major rebuild is needed this summer. Which #NUFC players would you NOT sell?

@GBNEWS He hasnt seen the videos

Shane Warne's son blames 'forced' Covid vaccine for death of cricket icon gbnews.com/sport/shane-wa…

@dom_lucre Wtf is that hair 😂

🔥🚨STOLEN NEWS: The fastest man in the world Usain Bolt has just been surpassed by an 18-year-old sprinting prodigy named Gout Gout who has made history after clocking a 19.67 time in the 200m run, surpassing Usain Bolt’s 19.93s mark he set in 2004. I wasn’t at this race so I had to steal this footage from the Australian Athletics Championships social media page to present it to all of you.