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@uwuMisery Usually a few curse words and it will escalate things automatically. Tbf ive had to use "tier 2 support please" when calling internet providers etc, bc they are less likely to be reading prompts off a list and tend to be more knowledgeable.

@JdooksFPS Thanks, I know saying speak to human/whatever works but I've not tried that before (ie cursing or saying speak to manager).. maybe worth a shot though to trick the clanker and people say they'll escalate something but then you never hear anything back.🫠

Does anyone know how I can get in contact with Microsoft Support in a way where actual humans can have eyes on my case and not AI slop? My account/data was breached/hijacked several weeks ago now, and despite the mountain of evidence I’ve provided, all they’ve done is essentially say I have to make a new account and repurchase everything and ghosted me when I’ve tried to escalate the case. I believe under Australian Privacy and Consumer Law, this is not an acceptable response as companies have an obligation to protect consumer data from threats such as these. I’ve exhausted all my avenues across XBox & Microsoft support pages as it’s all AI slop and impossible to get in touch with actual human employees, so I’m not sure where else I should go to get assistance except for coming to social media or to file a claim against them with a legal body. I appreciate and understand I sadly may never retrieve my account/data now as their lack of swift support has probably let it slip away from us, but I’d at least like some form of monetary refund or compensation for this, and the peace of mind knowing my data is secure and no longer accessible by the hijackers. I imagine for one of the richest companies in the world, this should not be a problem and sometimes settling with a payment is best to ‘make the consumer stop kicking up a stink/make them satisfied’. I suggest boycotting these companies because they won’t keep you safe and will just keep trying to take your money despite their ‘world class security systems’. I do truly hope a class action is filed against them eventually and they face large penalties for failing their obligations/duty of care, similar to cases with other companies before, as I’m sure I’m sadly not the only one this has happened to. Likes/RTs/Tags if you have any contacts to help would be appreciated! @Microsoft @MicrosoftHelps @Minecraft @Xbox @XboxSupport

@thisistheeric I ain't even home, cant put this one on me 🤣

Changed my name to Cluck Norris 2 days ago. Never doing a celebrity name thing again...

S tier childhood drink

@MountainDew Dewodorant

Deodorant but make it Baja Blast scented

@tataalifa2 @Derpy02Lil did you know you need emo shrek?

Wooshh

@JohnnyPriceTTV @ApexLiveComms @grok how cooked is he if his wife checks his stats?

@ApexLiveComms Wait i already told my wife i had a 12k damage game on Sparrow. If she checks my stats I'm COOKED.

Please see below for a list of recent fixes and known issues. ✅ FIXED: - Resolved an issue where the Buster Rifle was awarding 9,999 damage when hitting a player with the Bit Stave shield active. We are still evaluating the next steps for impacted stats, trackers and badges. - Consolidated Wildcard into one event - Gundam Frontlines - as was initially intended. ⚠️ INVESTIGATING: - We are temporarily removing Epyon's Lash Wild Card from the Gundam Frontline Wildcard Event as it is contributing to a known crash. We will be working to resolve the bug and reactivate the Wild Card as soon as possible.

@Derpy02Lil I know you make exceptions for rdr2

Her: you wanna play a game? Me: what like apex? Her: what's apex? Me: get the fuck out of my house

Wild grind. Missed 2 days. Was #1 for some time. Assassin has certainly gone from strongest to weakest class. New terror zone change has made weak classes even weaker due to split games. Sin went from usually first class to 99 to dead last. OkTimeToSleep.

@Derpy02Lil Haven't touched the game in weeks, been on d2 16 hours a day, name someone more fitting

@Derpy02Lil Anything he says

Need a sub for this weekends PSQ, prefer a fragger but will work around literally anything, hmu

D2/blizz really did assassin nerf worse than respawn did to pathfinder.

@uwuMisery Flying to LA? For Vegas?

Right between Split 2 Playoffs and Champs?😮 My frens we're gonna be eating good for Apex esports later this year🤤 Flights to LA booked the other day btw, who's coming to Vegas & Sapporo again?👀❤️

@PlayFragPunk Aren't these numbers a bit different than the roadmaps youve posted?

@Derpy02Lil Peak performance. (Pick up my batts)

Ive never been more pumped to play Apex in my entire life, this ranked system truly shows who the best of the best is, weeds out the weak, we dont need "drop zones" that require you to actually play the game. This is Apex 😎

Considering naming my new diablo 2 ladder character "SaveApexRanked" so this disaster season will be forever immortalized on the leaderboards.

Race to 99 bout to be a whole lot more interesting. Going for top 50 overall and top 20 in class. RIP my sleep schedule.