Jean Fromage

@karlodwyer @JMCQ87 @EmmaBostian "greenest airlines" What a nonsense

@JMCQ87 @EmmaBostian I do fly with Europe's safest and greenest airlines :P. Alas there's still some security stuff at airports. I could technically travel by sea and/or use Britain as a land bridge. But that takes time, and it is usually a bit less convenient for a weekend break.

One reason I love living in Europe (obviously my favorite country): We're going to Finland for the weekend and we don't have to take any vacation time because it's that easy to get to 🇫🇮

@vivianphung Only in america you'll see someone happy about his job because it allows you to be healed decently, what a shame

my golden handcuffs: top of the line health insurance with free therapy, fulfilled monetary desires, & inability to fail

@corywilkerson Natural selection

I feel like my AirPods Pro aged super poorly. Is it just me?

@steventey In 2021 people still place apple boxes/products on a picture just to flex, pathetic

Rate my setup 👨🏻‍💻

@RandallKanna Woman mad

I am in a REAL angry mood today.

@kvlly Woman moment

I’ve had multiple men reply to my $1m revenue tweet/DM me to explain basic accounting principles to me or tell me I need a CPA. Like I did $1m in business this year alone, you really think I don’t understand how accounting works or EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY have a CPA? lmao

@kylewelch That kid definitely didn't say that

My son just asked his brother if he knew what a growth mindset is. He is 8, why is he already thinking like this.

@anniebombanie_ Front end lead after 10 months experience. Not something to be proud of lmao

Sooo... I got promoted to Front-end Engineering Lead!!! 🎉🎉 It's been 10 months 😭💙

@kvlly Can't wait for the rejection crying woman moment tweet

Just reapplied for verification for the 3rd time 💁‍♀️

@editingemily Let's talk about it again when you need to open a pickle jar

Sometimes I think about how much easier my life would be if I had a wife.

@twiceascendant @levelsio @Airbnb What you just said is funny because that's literally what people said about the airbnb model in its early days.

@levelsio @Airbnb I would, too. Only I don't think they'll do it within this year or the next... Not to mention the remote-working culture in my country's not as developed as everywhere else. I doubt current Airbnb hosts here will consider it relevant.

I think @Airbnb will move into coworking soon Not like the typical coworking spaces but people/hotels/holiday villas who rent out private rooms with an ergonomic desk, office chair and fast WiFi Think of spec'd out home offices I'd book it and I think many others would too

@dabit3 All these people falling for this pyramid scheme, great work

@techgirl1908 Never happened

this weekend I went on a girls trip. 10 Black women flying first class. People literally could not process how it was possible. Staff tried to send us to regular lines. Passengers made snide remarks. One guy even yelled "are they a higher class of people than I am?!" Stay mad.

@JohnPhamous Answer : you don't, backend paginates the items 🤔

Interviewed someone today and they said backend is waaay harder than frontend. I then asked them how to render a million items onto the page without jank.

@kefimochi I don't live in a third world country so being fired doesn't mean I'm in any trouble

@jasoncwarner That kid didn't say that

@chris_trag That's what we call a redflag and future toxic relationship. Better know it on first date.

I'm sitting at a bar next to a first date where the guy is getting completely *roasted* for having an Android phone.

@cherthedev @premiumbusiness Woman mad

Well, my @premiumbusiness request was denied again. I sent in TEN media references from reputable sources from the last 30 days. The requirement is THREE. "This account will not be verified at this time because the evidence provided did not meet our criteria for notability."

@laurieontech @jsjoeio Woman mad

Welp. There it is. Someone want to tell me where @jsjoeio and my content creation profiles differ?

@endingwithali @BachelorABC Woman moment

Taking boyfriend applications Pros of dating me: hair is 2 different colors so u’ll feel like ur dating 2 different people Cons of dating me: Need perpetual assurance that I am good enough. Would “break up” with you if offered a chance to go on @BachelorABC Any takers?