Jedi Pingu

@Morrisons any idea why the "fresh" pizza made to order at one of your pizza counters was frozen when I opened it when I got home? If I lived in the Arctic circle then maybe it would make a bit of sense 🤡

@Joannemalin7 what a fabulous little stumble over the sports report this morning "ASTONBUL" now has to be a thing 👏

#riuparty White Party in Mexico Riu Tequila 🥳

@cazzbeale 😂

Come on Faraaz - speak !!!! Get Rachel out #TraitorsUK

I’ve been reading the excellent new book from Jim Walker, one of the lesser mentioned names from our meteoric rise to fame, he was a big part of the 1968-69 promotion team and also played a smaller role in our Champions of England season 1971-72, he was one of the few, the sixteen legends who put our club on the map, he went on to become more well known in the game as the @AVFCOfficial physio for many years working with many of the bigger names in English football and also helping out with players from other clubs, he is a much loved figure from the Village players and fans, one of the biggest guys in football, I am proud to say that I get a photo and a passage in the book, Jim has become a friend, he has suffered many set backs and suffered loss but he keeps that smile on his face, a great book for any football fan but especially Derby & Villa. Use the link to support Jim and buy a copy, make a great Christmas gift, well priced and all proceeds go to the dementia charity , also a link below from @dcfcfans website explains more about Jim and how I got involved in what was a very proud moment. dcfcfans.uk/topic/29956-th… curtis-sport.com/all-programmes… @dcfcofficial @jimmywalker8200 @Paulmcgrath5 @JohnGregory77 @robbishopavfc

@FedExHelp why is my parcel delivery being changed daily? It was supposed to be delivered last Thursday, then Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and now it has been changed to Tomorrow!

@uber you know it's Eid right? Then why does your bullshit app say demand is higher than usual when you just don't have any drivers? You know the difference between supply and demand? The demand is the same it's your supply that is not there! 🤡

Wow! Inter v Barca what a great game of football

So proud of the Villa players tonight. Gave it their all tonight.

@BetfairCS Yeah it is up and running. Cheers

@JediPingu Hey there thanks for getting in touch - have reached out the the relevant team and they have just replied with saying that it's active now - can you please check? Paige 🦋

@BetfairExchange any idea why the Orebro v Helsingborgs game is showing starting soon and every market is suspended when the live footage shows it's 20 mins inplay?

@UtilitaArenaBHM why are your seats so low? They might be ok if you are under 4 foot tall! I'd be more comfortable sat in a torture chair. In fact there are so many people out there with weird kinks you could probably make a few extra quid by selling this seating experience!

@cazzbeale I'll tell you when I'm there 🤣

@JediPingu Utterly bizarre documentary - sickfluencers on TikTok apparently who give you tips on maximising your benefits ! How’s your jollies?

So if you drink 7/8 cans a day and smoke weed with a bit of depression - you get full disability allowance for life - no questions asked - WOW #dispatches

@cazzbeale @watters Blocked and reported! 🤣 Fantastic to catch up 💪

@JediPingu @watters Are you ready for the BBUK tirade!? 🤣😆 - lovely to see you yesterday

@TyBracey Commentator said "Var confirmed Cash touched the ball without trying to play the ball." I have never heard do much bollocks in all my life!

Well done captain fucking obvious. Not explained why he’s given a penalty when he’s got a touch of the ball though has he? Not a penalty in a million years

@gemma_broad_AV He has been linked with Bayern over the last few days 🤷

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@bet365 Great boost to exactly the same odds

It's Never Ordinary at bet365 and that's why Saturday begins with the Super Boost. Haaland & Foden each to have a shot on target against Fulham is now 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙎!

@IainDoesJokes best I can do 🤷 Great show highly recommended. #ifyouknowyouknow

@darrel_bailey was absolutely fantastic in Yippee Ki Yay at The Rep in Birmingham tonight. What a fantastic show!