Jeff Banjo

@thechosenberg SARRR!

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@JustinTrudeau This guy watches child porn

It’s Census season — make sure to complete yours by tomorrow’s deadline to support data-based decision making in Canada.

@MomsPostingLs This quick zoom and cut editing trend cringe has to stop

Different setups

@milk_speech The moment

Must’ve been the wind

@TWISTEDKHA0S @EliteClubS0B @WONF4W Why is he famous again?

@EliteClubS0B @WONF4W this company hates wrestling

Danhausen’s tag team partner at WWE Backlash this weekend is reportedly expected to be Jelly Roll. (@WONF4W)

@elonmusk I would like one but I only have about 20k, so make that happen please lol

Only when you drive the Cybertruck do you realize how incredible it is: a bulletproof tank that moves like a million dollar sports car! Reason for the angular shape is that the thick, ultra-hard stainless steel body panels cannot be stamped like the thin, feeble, paper-strength mild steel of other trucks. Cybertruck body panels would break 5000 ton stamping machines.

@BlackYoshiSunRX You didn't know that he was a liberal faggot?

He we go again

@SkitzophrenicYT @pinkychuwu So you comment and engage you moron

@pinkychuwu Why the fuck are you knees touching. Don't they teach you not to do that's a child

@XtremeCancer @DeMickyD

@JeffBanjo @DeMickyD Why?

The Shivering Isles in Oblivion is very unique for how many mental illnesses and conditions it represents in a lot of the NPCs. Alcoholism, OCD, hypochondria, bigotry, suicidal ideation, generalized anxiety, mania, etc. Every character is interesting to talk to and represented.

@Bottle0fRumsot @nostalgames69 It's a shit engagement account don't expect anything good.

@nostalgames69 I guess I expected the clip to have a boss fight based on the caption lol

the boss fights in this really had us questioning reality didn't they?

@alt_w_v_g I'm convinced that the idea is that this character is on the spectrum but was never diagnosed

Just booked a 7:42am golf tee time with the guys this Sunday Told my wife after I booked. She looked at the ceiling. Not sure why she is acting so weird Am I missing something? Sent from my iPhone

@XtremeCancer @DeMickyD I find this whole conversation incredibly ironic

@DeMickyD Is bigotry really a mental illness or is it really just people being assholes. I don't want to feel bad for them.

@barkmeta Is that why the wording is all shitty and ai looking

I finally did it. I acquired over 2,000 boxes of Pokemon Pop-Tarts. Cleared out every Target within 50 miles. Now they’re safe and climate controlled. Not opening a single one. This is a 15+ year hold. Cost me $4/box. These could easily be worth thousands each one day.

@AdamFriedland Stop drinking cum

I’m going to throw up

@nostalgames69 So do you just post bullshit for fun?

@Stone_tossers @TheFarRightSide Really wish it got a second season

Comic by @TheFarRightSide

@elonmusk How long until you think someone is born there?

Yes

@SlLENTPRINCESS Why would a delusional man play Zelda

imagine being so bigoted you can't see hunter schafer is a gorgeous woman who would look like a great princess zelda just because you're a tr*ansphobe

@alt_w_v_g So is this character also supposed to have autism?

Dinner last night with my wife and her mother Mother-in-law asked what I've been working on I said, "A cost optimization framework with a 90-day execution window targeting a 200 basis point margin recovery through strategic headcount initiatives" She looked at my wife My wife didn't look up from her menu. She's heard this before. "He's firing eleven people on Monday" I said, "Potentially twelve. Depends on the Q3 bonus accrual" Mother-in-law asked how I decide who I said, "Sort payroll descending. Cross-reference vesting schedules. Anyone with unvested equity triggering in the next 90 days gets moved to the top of the list. You eliminate the liability before it becomes a cash event" She said, "Do you even think about their families?" I said, "Dependents are factored into the benefits cost per head. So yes" My wife closed her eyes Mother-in-law asked how I sleep at night I said, "On a Tempur-Pedic. Highly recommend for lower back support" She said, "I meant morally" I said, "I don't understand the question" The waiter came back with our food It was my analyst He set down the plates, pulled a folded spreadsheet from his apron, and whispered, "Updated the severance model. Jenkins in accounting has a retention bonus vesting June 15. Recommend accelerating termination to June 12 to avoid the trigger" I nodded Mother-in-law said, "Does he work for you?" I said, "He works for the shareholders" He refilled her water and went back to the kitchen I pulled out my phone and showed them the bridge chart "See that red bar? That's $1.4M in fully-loaded compensation" Swiped right The red bar was gone "That's the Monday version" Mother-in-law said, "Those are people" I said, "Those are line items with benefits exposure" She looked at the ceiling My wife does that too. Must be a family thing. I ordered dessert and asked if anyone wanted to see the sensitivity table No one responded The analyst brought it anyway Sent from my iPhone

@Black_Pilled I think Tim is a giant loser but he can be, and has been funny in the past.

The Onion’s Alex Jones “parody” plan flops for three big reasons: First, satire only lands when the audience actually knows the target. Real Infowars fans won’t tune in. The only viewers will be people who just think “conspiracy man bad.” It would’ve been smarter to invent an original character based on a cartoon version of Jones and rightwing conspiracy people like what Colbert did with Fox News hosts and the Colbert Report. Second, Infowars viewers have spent a decade dealing with many of their favorite content creators being deplatformed. They will have no problem following Jones to whatever comes next. He is the brand. They’ll migrate and forget Infowars ever existed and so will everyone else. Third, Tim Heidecker isn’t funny, which is kind of a big problem when you consider the other two problems. Someone with a lot of talent might have been able to carry the bad idea, but that someone is not Tim. I suspect this will be as short lived and forgettable as many of the other preachy unfunny lefty projects that have come and gone over the years.