Jeff in Exile

If I live long enough, I will see Neuer called for offsides at least once. 😄 #RMABAY #RMAFCB

@DefiantLs She should boycot the World Cup

"Trump is constantly threatening NATO to get help." Italy Meloni: “My primary duty is to safeguard our national interest and this is not our war. I can't support it.”

@1Nicdar Me thinkum Grey Bever loca. And sounds like unmarketable drink

I think Chief Grey Beaver has been hitting the Fire Water a little bit too hard lately. 🥃

@TheLizVariant There are obviously some. But they are like the 100 year olds who smoke cigarettes. Good for them, but most lose against the house that way.

Have you ever seen a successful person do that?

@CaseyJones780P @Urkelnomics @TheLizVariant @JakeCan72 I tried it once. Never exhaled. I think that is what he meant.

@Urkelnomics @TheLizVariant @JakeCan72 He NEVER “inhaled”. LOL. 🤣🤣🤣

@RCCoulombe The dicipline to go to bed early enough for that is harder than any of the rest of that s#/t!

@Newsforce She's going to rebuild the chaos? 😄Have at it tootsie!

🇺🇸DEM CANDIDATE CALLS FOR TRUMP VOTERS TO LOSE INTERNET ACCESS Georgia state house candidate Suzanna Karatassos blasted MAGA voters on TikTok. “When Trump is gone and Democrats are back in charge the punishment for MAGA for voting Trump three times needs to be that they lose their internet access for four years. That they cannot post videos or comments on social media for four straight years. Can we all agree to this?”

@antpwn @WilliamShatner Get ready for emojis being officially accepted as replacements for punctuation 😬

@WilliamShatner no i was on the internet before emojis bill. those were good times, star trek was still new and awesome back then.

Have you seen the new emojis? 🫪🫯🫈🪎🛘🪊🧑‍🩰

@WilliamShatner Sad + trombone emojis should automatically prompt the sad trombone audio to start.

@ScottPresler Legit question. Rhetorical, of course.

How do we coexist with people who want us dead?

@CaraLWaters @TheBabylonBee The right blinker has been on the whole time.

@TheBabylonBee Very disappointing to belittle such an important moment in history with sexism - usually you’re actually funny.

'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon buff.ly/qcPH41F

@SpongilliJoe @WilliamShatner @vy416644 @KITKAT In all seriousness regarding that heist, two of my daughters have alibis.

@WilliamShatner @vy416644 @KITKAT

Wake Up! It's an important day today! 🫩It's going to be a long haul to the next 1/2 Price Chocolate Day in November so stock up now! 😳😱🏃🏻‍♂️💨

@WilliamShatner Wait. You said that on February 15th! I have photographic memory. It sees chocolate. 😄

@awstar11 I do not read enough 'dead wood' books, but I like it when I do. And it's nice on the eyes.

A friend gave me a book that they've been recommending. Now I've got to read a damn book.

@awstar11 You'll live. *I said that in Arnold voice

#Tatort München just 'borrowed' a little bit from the movie Nobody.

@miles_commodore I think this guy swims in my lane when I go to the public pool

Really?

@Gangbusta187 @FastbreakHoops5

@FastbreakHoops5 Dude just got benched…

What is bro even doing 😭

@Bullskickass No. The worst was when Jordan, Pippen, Rodman et al. all left at once.

Is this the worst time ever to be a Chicago basketball fan?

@IfindRetards I thought we were past this retard. No worries. It will pass.

Retard of the day 🥇 Megan Rapinoe